Voicemail Greetings Matching "calling"

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White Person calling 2 - Katt Williams Greeting
From: KushMobile
Listens: 101094
Comments: 6

47 ratings
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mom calling cool
From: jose23mo
Listens: 4951

1 ratings
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Us English 911 Office is closed. Fun
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1769
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Macy's Customer Service
From: nickd
Listens: 29504
Comments: 7

17 ratings
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Well hello person you're calling right now is not here
From: 855MRZILLA
Listens: 1986
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Thank you for calling.
From: Kafi1980
Listens: 1058

10 ratings
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You have waited too long to dial
From: AlanSmithee
Listens: 23527
Comments: 3

6 ratings
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Service Unavailable
From: rootbear75
Listens: 6106
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It's very informative and will explain all the phone numbers you would say
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 3545
Comments: 1

3 ratings
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bill generic greeting
From: billtierney
Listens: 6901
Comments: 1

1 ratings
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dentist
From: Jasminering
Listens: 264

1 ratings
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Whodini 'Friends'
From: Enygma312
Listens: 13381
Comments: 2

17 ratings
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Simple Soft Polite Greeting w/Background Music
From: djpino
Listens: 15174
Comments: 2

15 ratings
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Professional Greeting (Male Voice) And background music
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 9474

8 ratings
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dentist
From: Jasminering
Listens: 227

1 ratings
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Generic Greeting - English w/ Italian Accent
From: Elvis
Listens: 39159
Comments: 3

16 ratings
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Remove Me From Your Call List
From: AlanSmithee
Listens: 181407
Comments: 18

68 ratings
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Generic Greeting - Spanish
From: TwoThumbs
Listens: 66078
Comments: 15

35 ratings
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Dont Call Back
From: vjaz
Listens: 49130
Comments: 6

43 ratings
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Telemarketer Ditchmail
From: SuperSkiMonkey
Listens: 8066
Comments: 3

2 ratings
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Dial an Asshole
From: blinkergffg
Listens: 10766

4 ratings
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Heavy Call Volume Message
From: AlanSmithee
Listens: 43974
Comments: 7

23 ratings
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(Nth Caller Contest?) Program has ended, no more being taken
From: Duncan
Listens: 35119
Comments: 2

18 ratings
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Subscriber belongs to a Calling Party Pays Service
From: Duncan
Listens: 19798
Comments: 3

16 ratings
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Hello the person calling is busy
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 4355

2 ratings
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Generic Greeting - Italian
From: Elvis
Listens: 19935

10 ratings
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Work Is Calling(Ringtone)
From: DJKansas
Listens: 6570

3 ratings
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Hello the person you are calling would like these gift
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 3368
Comments: 1

2 ratings
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Standard greeting in English with Italian accent
From: Elvis
Listens: 17664

10 ratings
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Monty Python - Boil the Cat
From: KajeX
Listens: 11380
Comments: 1

3 ratings
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Standard greeting in English with Italian accent
From: Elvis
Listens: 83240
Comments: 5

41 ratings
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Professional Greeting (Male Voice)
From: TamasO77
Listens: 273971
Comments: 12

136 ratings
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Electra - playing last letter game
From: q101
Listens: 12089
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I am sorry - UK Accent English
From: propilot
Listens: 18354
Comments: 4

8 ratings
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Jiggaboo Jones threatens to call you back
From: JiggabooJones
Listens: 20592
Comments: 3

4 ratings
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Hell of a life - Da Juiceman
From: kalup
Listens: 2152
Comments: 1

1 ratings
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Sorry We Missed Your Call - Professional
From: ProVoice
Listens: 209195
Comments: 19

170 ratings
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Thank you for calling Obamacare
From: MysteryGirl
Listens: 9944
Comments: 9

15 ratings
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Person is Unavailable
From: YMGreetings
Listens: 132331
Comments: 12

120 ratings
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A Professional Women
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 9616

7 ratings
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You have just committed a federal crime
From: dialatyourownris..
Listens: 10842
Comments: 3

40 ratings
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Male Voice a working Android
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 4175

3 ratings
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Male Voice a working Android and Background
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2915

4 ratings
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Lance's Rant from Pulp Fiction
From: miacasa
Listens: 13863

5 ratings
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Johnny B in the morning
From: loop979chicago
Listens: 6394

1 ratings
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Sorry We missed Your Call
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 5882

4 ratings
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hick boyfriend calling
From: marcuscalling
Listens: 4219

4 ratings
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Professional - British Female
From: ULT
Listens: 484537
Comments: 41

234 ratings
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personal
From: craelove
Listens: 3927

1 ratings
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Sorry We missed Your Call Deep Voice
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 5379

3 ratings
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I Am So Sorry We missed Your Call A Man
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 3687

3 ratings
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Hello the person you're calling right now is unavailable
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 6783

5 ratings
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I Am So Sorry We missed Your Call Voice Android
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 3100

2 ratings
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Deep Voice, Music, Sorry We Missed
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 3423

3 ratings
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Judge Judy Prank Call 1 Funny!
From: Volpmail
Listens: 4918

1 ratings
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Mobile Standard
From: EdgeGate
Listens: 48993
Comments: 4

18 ratings
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Background & Sorry We Missed Your Call Professional
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2626

1 ratings
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Baseball announcer asks for a message
From: str8nitro
Listens: 32938
Comments: 3

7 ratings
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Android Voice change car battery
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2248

2 ratings
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Background Final Sorry We Missed Your Call Professional
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2061

1 ratings
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Man Voice Welcome To Verizon Wireless network
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1540
Comments: 1

2 ratings
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Man Voice Welcome To Verizon Wireless network A 2
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1420
Comments: 1

2 ratings
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a man Voice Welcome To Verizon Wireless network
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1368
Comments: 1

2 ratings
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Denis Leary shotgun voicemail greeting
From: Tspike2
Listens: 13290
Comments: 2

3 ratings
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women Voice Welcome To Verizon Wireless network
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1661
Comments: 1

2 ratings
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Go to hell... you suck!
From: 1ManicNinja
Listens: 119836
Comments: 28

122 ratings
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Women Sorry We Missed Your Call - Professional
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2556

1 ratings
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Male A1 Sorry We Missed Your Call - Professional
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1788
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Taliban Answering
From: Heyblue
Listens: 456028
Comments: 69

263 ratings
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Male A2 Sorry We Missed Your Call - Professional
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1553
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Male A3 Sorry We Missed Your Call - Professional
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1508
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Male Voice A1 Disconnected Phone Number Verizon
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1469

1 ratings
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Male Voice A2 Disconnected Phone Number Verizon
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1714

1 ratings
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Male Voice A3 Disconnected Phone Number Verizon
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1435
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Women Voice A3 Disconnected Phone Number Verizon
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2248
Comments: 3
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New With A Client Android VOICE
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1728
Comments: 1

1 ratings
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You Don't Give A Damn About Me
From: sherrii1
Listens: 4319

2 ratings
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New With A Client Woman VOICE
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2738
Comments: 1

1 ratings
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New With A Client And TV Guy VOICE
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2178

1 ratings
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If you're calling to borrow money
From: Cass
Listens: 22827
Comments: 5

6 ratings
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Allowing Blocked Calls
From: NekoNinja
Listens: 18870
Comments: 5

6 ratings
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Standard Multiple Choice
From: NekoNinja
Listens: 25169
Comments: 2

16 ratings
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Thank You For Calling International PMS Crisis Hotline
From: niners
Listens: 3536

1 ratings
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Verizon Wireless network
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 4880
Comments: 1

4 ratings
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Welcome To Verizon Wireless network
From: PROGREETINGSNOW
Listens: 4639
Comments: 2

5 ratings
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Female Voice A1 Person is Unavailable
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 3130
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Male Voice A1 Person is Unavailable
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1423
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Shod Santiago - Stop Calling My Man
From: Razzy
Listens: 0

2 ratings
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I thought you just called me ..... I think ...
From: jiranjiran
Listens: 6602

2 ratings
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Wisconsin Badgers Final Four
From: ncaagreetings
Listens: 2320
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Male Voice A2 Person is Unavailable
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1129
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Eminem
From: SorryEMINEM
Listens: 15381
Comments: 3

8 ratings
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Male Voice A3 Person is Unavailable
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1661
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Professional Greeting (Female Voice) A1
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2366
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Professional Greeting (Male Voice) A1
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1924
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Professional Greeting (Female Voice) A2
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2595

1 ratings
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Professional Greeting (Female Voice) A3
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 3035

1 ratings
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Sprint PCS - Calling Restrictions Message
From: ULT
Listens: 8942
Comments: 1

2 ratings
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Don't Grab Me by Anything [male voice]
From: correctthepolls
Listens: 1825
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Ray Calling.....
From: sherrii1
Listens: 1350
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Well hello thank you for calling I am in meeting Male A1
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1948

1 ratings
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Hillary Clinton for Jail [male voice]
From: correctthepolls
Listens: 2836
Comments: 2

7 ratings
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Im With Her [male voice]
From: correctthepolls
Listens: 1696

1 ratings
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Arnold Schwarzenegger quit calling
From: thyavatar
Listens: 21216
Comments: 1

11 ratings
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Standard Greeting
From: bparisette
Listens: 5255
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Thank You For Calling Pizza Hut
From: slackware
Listens: 31026

8 ratings
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Don't Grab Me by Anything [female voice]
From: correctthepolls
Listens: 2709

3 ratings
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Hillary for Jail [female voice]
From: correctthepolls
Listens: 3142
Comments: 3

5 ratings
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Im With Her [female voice]
From: correctthepolls
Listens: 2369

6 ratings
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Don't Hang Up on Karl Malone
From: tuffgong
Listens: 3812

1 ratings
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Good Morning The Person Battle Droid
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1739

1 ratings
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Good morning the person Eoho Voice
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1598

1 ratings
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Vote For Brownback
From: elections2008
Listens: 3878
Comments: 1

1 ratings
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Greek Then English Combo Greeting (Male Voice)
From: GreekMan
Listens: 19025
Comments: 8

22 ratings
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Good Morning The Person Lost Your Voice
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2194

1 ratings
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Vote For Gilmore
From: elections2008
Listens: 3797
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Greek Only Greeting (Male Voice)
From: GreekMan
Listens: 30981
Comments: 4

15 ratings
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Good Morning The Person Very Deep Voice
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2429

1 ratings
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Vote For Rudy
From: elections2008
Listens: 3814
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Vote For Giuliani
From: elections2008
Listens: 12456
Comments: 7

10 ratings
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Vote For Huckabee
From: elections2008
Listens: 4231
Comments: 1

4 ratings
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When calls are connected to IVR Menu
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1603

2 ratings
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Vote For Duncan Hunter
From: elections2008
Listens: 3831
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Kat Williams White People Calling
From: eightyfive
Listens: 39713
Comments: 8

25 ratings
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Vote For McCain
From: elections2008
Listens: 20836
Comments: 12

27 ratings
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Vote For John McCain
From: elections2008
Listens: 11699
Comments: 5

1 ratings
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Vote For Ron Paul
From: elections2008
Listens: 9907
Comments: 4

24 ratings
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Vote For Romney
From: elections2008
Listens: 3992

1 ratings
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Hello and Thank You for Calling Professional ab good 1
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 3433

3 ratings
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Vote For Mitt Romney
From: elections2008
Listens: 5949
Comments: 5

4 ratings
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Vote For Tommy Thompson
From: elections2008
Listens: 3759
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Vote For Fred Thompson
From: elections2008
Listens: 4189

5 ratings
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pasco county govt.
From: POBlivious
Listens: 0

1 ratings
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Vote For Tom Tancredo
From: elections2008
Listens: 3751
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with a client
From: brishay
Listens: 2252
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Vote For Arnold
From: elections2008
Listens: 5832

3 ratings
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Monty Python - What are you calling for?
From: Solomon
Listens: 15998
Comments: 1

3 ratings
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psychic line
From: babygirl11
Listens: 9302
Comments: 8

9 ratings
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Vote For Schwarzenegger
From: elections2008
Listens: 11810
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Non-Contact
From: ForeignCaptured
Listens: 0
Comments: 1

15 ratings
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Vote For Hillary
From: elections2008
Listens: 10671

1 ratings
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Vote For Clinton
From: elections2008
Listens: 4270

4 ratings
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Vote For Hillary Clinton
From: elections2008
Listens: 15906
Comments: 1

23 ratings
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Vote For Obama
From: elections2008
Listens: 12917
Comments: 3

9 ratings
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James Bond 007 Greeting
From: optimized
Listens: 30854
Comments: 7

16 ratings
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Thank You For Calling- Goodbye!
From: fossil75200
Listens: 8903
Comments: 1

6 ratings
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Vote For Barack Obama
From: elections2008
Listens: 46238
Comments: 42

71 ratings
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Thank You for calling
From: Illuzion
Listens: 3304
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MO No Call List
From: jraykc
Listens: 2182
Comments: 2

1 ratings
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Vote For Kucinich
From: elections2008
Listens: 3806

1 ratings
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Vote For Tom Biden
From: elections2008
Listens: 3816
Comments: 3

1 ratings
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Ladies and gentleman boys and girls
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 3635

3 ratings
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Vote For Edwards
From: elections2008
Listens: 3674
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hello ladies gentleman boys and girls
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2684

1 ratings
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Vote For John Edwards
From: elections2008
Listens: 3803

2 ratings
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Vote For Bill Richardson
From: elections2008
Listens: 3611
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Illegal calling
From: thyavatar
Listens: 14086
Comments: 5

6 ratings
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Sunday And There At Church
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 3066

3 ratings
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Sexual message
From: thyavatar
Listens: 25342
Comments: 9

10 ratings
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Infidel Calling Pick up or Blow up
From: SaturdayNite
Listens: 28019
Comments: 10

24 ratings
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Verizon - Calling Restrictions Message
From: 77ajb77
Listens: 73680
Comments: 2

1 ratings
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Playing New Years Eve party Very Deep
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1784

1 ratings
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Hello and Thank You for Calling. Welcome To. My Visual Phone System
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2252
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i love you
From: babegirl1900
Listens: 2880
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Professional Generic but funny
From: mboy9995
Listens: 39928
Comments: 2

5 ratings
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Voice MailBox Broke 72 hours
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2023

1 ratings
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MailBox Broke 72 Hours Happy New Year
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1909

2 ratings
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Calling Right Now Unavailable
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2590

2 ratings
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AT&T Wireless Error
From: vjaz
Listens: 42328
Comments: 1

14 ratings
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No blocked calls, please
From: Mr_Howzat
Listens: 5740
Comments: 1

5 ratings
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No sales calls, please
From: Mr_Howzat
Listens: 6167
Comments: 3

4 ratings
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Make people think their phone is broken
From: vjaz
Listens: 486650
Comments: 53

410 ratings
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Tmobile Error Message
From: artinsocal
Listens: 24077
Comments: 3

17 ratings
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Good morning ladies & gentleman boys & girls
From: PROGREETINGSNOW
Listens: 7510
Comments: 3

2 ratings
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Long Distance Problem Error
From: vjaz
Listens: 13849
Comments: 1

12 ratings
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Cameron from Ferris Bueller
From: JoePUNK
Listens: 25386
Comments: 1

15 ratings
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From: morndude
Listens: 148736
Comments: 31

178 ratings
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You Are Number Nine Thousand Four Hundred Fifty Three
From: vjaz
Listens: 211875
Comments: 29

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From: PROGREETINGSNOW
Listens: 5787

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Sorry We Missed Your Call In Android Voice
From: PROGREETINGSNOW
Listens: 7630

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From: Mackmaven
Listens: 4957
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From: ncaagreetings
Listens: 2354
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Hello Newman!
From: litasugar
Listens: 0
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From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1863

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From: litasugar
Listens: 0
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From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1946
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From: DjThooger
Listens: 4249

3 ratings
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From: jamhut
Listens: 11500

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Joan Crawford says
From: DallasJohn
Listens: 6196

3 ratings
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B**** stop calling me - Dem Franchise Boyz
From: Trippster
Listens: 357199
Comments: 81

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Old Spice Man
From: DravenReaper
Listens: 3070
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From: DravenReaper
Listens: 2748
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From: iDiot
Listens: 102621
Comments: 28

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From: DravenReaper
Listens: 2947
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From: DravenReaper
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From: Tfooser
Listens: 2203

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From: DravenReaper
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From: slider
Listens: 7881
Comments: 1

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From: DravenReaper
Listens: 2503
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From: mwirtz
Listens: 1749
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From: Melemel
Listens: 3726

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Stop calling Me
From: sketch42
Listens: 19579
Comments: 1

8 ratings
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cease and decist from calling
From: scrotoBaggins
Listens: 16288
Comments: 9

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From: Chains
Listens: 4248

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From: KajeX
Listens: 23455
Comments: 5

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From: Elvis
Listens: 39853

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From: revlis240
Listens: 3653
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From: JABJAB
Listens: 1774
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From: Chains
Listens: 5004

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From: Chains
Listens: 3617

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From: PROGREETINGSNOW
Listens: 5298
Comments: 1

3 ratings
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From: YouMailer31178
Listens: 18083
Comments: 5

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From: Southpointaxserv..
Listens: 2293

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From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2219
Comments: 1

2 ratings
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Message CM FourtyTwo - ...hookers...
From: YouMailer31178
Listens: 48331
Comments: 3

12 ratings
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Skateboarding
From: TwoThumbs
Listens: 7371
Comments: 1

2 ratings
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Well thank you for calling just
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1900

2 ratings
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Soccer Riot
From: TwoThumbs
Listens: 4579

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We'll take you for calling just one atall salute the abundance
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 1539
Comments: 1

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Soccer Match
From: TwoThumbs
Listens: 6387

6 ratings
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You welcome to take any knowledge from this message any time
From: MRRodzilla
Listens: 2467

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Buffalo Bills Fan - Voicemail Greeting
From: nflgreetings
Listens: 3982
Comments: 2

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Joe's Pool Hall
From: Johnny5
Listens: 7054

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Currently calling an idiot
From: Johnny5
Listens: 23967
Comments: 8

21 ratings
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Remove Number and Stop Calling
From: tippypennell
Listens: 10488
Comments: 1

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G Man - Girlfriend Calling To Borrow Clothes
From: b95fresno
Listens: 4152

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VoiceMail left to me on accident HILARIOUS Its now my greeting!
From: Janefox
Listens: 6135
Comments: 2

9 ratings
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From: flyguymusic
Listens: 14955
Comments: 3

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Who's Calling Me? (Reggae)
From: cheezylocal
Listens: 8449
Comments: 3

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From: downey
Listens: 73446
Comments: 8

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Privacy Director announcement
From: downey
Listens: 15709
Comments: 2

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Flashing Busy Signal
From: Elmer
Listens: 8576

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Who you calling pinhead?
From: briacoboni
Listens: 3528

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Out Playing Golf - Well!
From: TwoThumbs
Listens: 10304

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Out Playing Golf - Frustrated
From: TwoThumbs
Listens: 15144
Comments: 1

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