Free voicemail greetings
Zoolander - I Invented the piano key neck tie
"I invented the piano key necktie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! You've done nothing! Nothing! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me! Because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die, you wage-hiking scum!"
There seems to be alot of these greetings that haven't been used yet?
This is a classic! I love Zoolander! Thanks, Pickle, for creating this greeting.