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You On Hold (Ditch!)

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Thank you for calling. Please hold on the line while we connect you to the next available agent. 嗯? ...
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At 10/23/13 09:31 PM, mspat said...

Loved this one for those annoying telemarketers or bill collectors. The end was priceless. But suggestion, have a recording that breaks up the musical wait with, please hold on, your call is very important to us.

At 2/19/14 05:49 PM, Danteone said...

THIS IS GREAT!!!

At 2/21/14 08:45 AM, Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT!

At 4/8/14 11:55 AM, cudldeyc said...

Love It. I wish I was a fly on the wall to see the callers response

At 4/8/14 07:43 PM, RUNTHOG said...

FUNNY! LOL A GOOD ONE FOR PEOPLE YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU BACK OR CALL YOU AT ALL! LOL ESP IF THEY ARE USING A PRE-PAID MINUTE PER MINUTE PHONE!!

At 7/17/14 12:32 PM, Anonymous said...

I can't believe I took this long to use this service perfect.

At 9/1/14 09:34 PM, lovlygrl said...

hahaha im loving this

At 12/23/15 09:56 PM, christchild1976 said...

LOL about to make telemarketers and collection agencies love me.

At 6/2/16 11:36 AM, LennyB said...

LMAO... The end is the " SHIZNIT "

At 7/13/16 03:11 AM, maofficial said...

Amazing lol!!

At 9/22/16 02:31 PM, ta2less said...

OMG how frigging perfect lol this is awesome for persistent ANNOYING bill collectors and telemarketers. , simply worth 100 stars. Can't wait for the first victim roflmfao!!!

At 9/22/16 02:32 PM, ta2less said...

Poetic Justice at last awesome !

At 9/22/16 02:35 PM, ta2less said...

Yes yes please add an intermittent break tests says sorry for the wait unusual number of callers please cobtibue to hold. That would be so cool , ( said no bill collector ever bwahhaha in dying.

At 4/19/18 12:16 PM, PreparedDirectors said...

The perfect response!

At 11/13/20 05:53 AM, Anonymous said...

Great I love it

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