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You Are Number Nine Thousand Four Hundred Fifty Three

"Thank you for calling, all lines are busy right now. Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received. You are number 9453. Your call is important to us so don't hang up or you will lose your place in line. For your convenience, you my leave a message at the tone and we will get back to you a whole lot sooner." Awesome, simply awesome.
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Thank you for calling. All lines are busy right now. Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received. You are number 9453 your call is important to us. So don't hang up or you will lose your place in line for your convenience you may leave a message at the tone and we'll get back to you a whole lot sooner.
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28 comments
At 3/24/08 06:54 PM, StellarKate said...

That's pretty freakin sweet!

At 8/24/08 10:19 PM, jason10 said...

nice

At 10/11/08 12:52 PM, sarcaismqueen said...

Like it

At 1/2/09 08:01 PM, jonzee said...

jaja, that's really neat

At 6/11/09 05:20 PM, WisTex said...

The you are number 9454 makes it sound fake.

At 7/23/09 11:25 AM, designbuildJ said...

WisTex: it's supposed to be funny, not a true dis... obviously...

At 8/10/09 11:24 PM, Priceless said...

Yes, it sounds fake, but it's funny & sarcastic. I like it!

At 10/3/09 07:46 AM, mimi1 said...

my daughter had this one on her line for me when i called before.....pretty funny

At 11/11/09 02:58 PM, guitargirl88 said...

Nice, but the number makes it seem fake. I wish knew someone who had a voice for this type of stuff.

At 9/24/10 06:10 PM, THenderson1393910 said...

That's kute! I like :@)

At 6/18/11 07:30 PM, liyahluvslele said...

Tht is absolutely Hilarious!! I LUUUV visual VMail! Thumbs up!!! :D

At 7/14/11 04:37 PM, OranJelloh said...

It's SUPPOSED to sound fake...duh...

At 9/11/11 12:28 PM, philteeth said...

Effin' sweet!!

At 2/14/12 10:00 AM, CKM5 said...

Totely cool

At 4/11/12 11:17 AM, stuff said...

When I was mad with my man I made this his voicemail. The first time he called and heard it he was pissed!!!!!

At 4/12/12 12:27 AM, superBITCH said...

I like it... Your sarcastic like me. I love being a bitch, everyone is too scared to say anything.

At 12/11/12 09:00 AM, 24Karats said...

Lol.

At 4/14/13 01:53 PM, Anonymous said...

ghey and CRAP NOISY audio

At 6/20/13 07:35 PM, sweetie2 said...

irie man

At 2/16/14 02:37 AM, nailsbycaroline said...

EXCELLENT GREETING!

At 2/26/14 04:36 PM, Rockin said...

Love it !!

At 2/26/14 04:36 PM, Rockin said...

Love it !!

At 3/9/14 08:54 PM, MRRodzilla said...

good job love at

At 12/24/15 11:13 AM, Girl_interrupted711 said...

Niiice :)

At 8/23/16 12:52 PM, Talord11 said...

Awesomesauce

At 3/15/17 03:43 PM, Anonymous said...

empty

At 3/26/17 10:20 AM, jkat said...

Love it!

At 2/6/18 05:00 AM, Brown301 said...

Great

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