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All around the country and coast to coast. People always say, what do you like most? I don't wanna brag. I don't wanna boast. I always tell them I like toast. Very nice. Yeah, Doug. I get up in the morning about 6:00 AM. Have a little Jelly? Have a little jam. Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot. Push down the lever and the wires get hot to get to. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. Now, there's no secret to toasting perfection. Dial on the side and you make your selection. Push to the dark or the light and then of a pops too soon press down again. Make toast. Yeah, no. One of the first caveman drove in from the Dregs. I didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs. Must have been a genius. Got it in his head. Plug the toaster in the wall. Buy a bag of bread. Make. Yeah, no. We must feel bonjour called, yeah. OK, someday. Maurice Chevalier, I will tell him. Only Mary burger. Fresh dog. Crashed. And Chicago are on the Bob and Tom show. Yeah. ...