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And now it's special order from the President of the United States on global warming. Hello, America. Your present, your commander in chief of the world, and I'm here at my ranch here in Crawford, TX. Just take a little R&R. You know, relax and go out the full patch. Play a little frisbee golf with county rice and Dick Cheney had a good time. Mirable. And there's an issue that is, to my attention, the issue. Global warming? They're happening. Play. The rays of the sun have warmed the surface of our Earth's crust. And uh. Apparently those rays are are intensifying the situation that. Country love flows. And. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. My administration is. Was very concerned about equally. Deep character sunlight. I certainly think about the warming of the globe and how we can get it warmer. You sure that you should? Global warming is something that my administration takes very seriously. All right now. I'm sure by now you've all heard what little science that you're trying to say. It see...