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Who is on 1st? What are you asking me for? I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. Who is on 1st? I'm asking you who's on 1st. That's the man's name. That's who's name. Yeah, well, go ahead and tell me who? The guy on 1st. Who? The first base. Who is on 1st? Have you got a first base? When I'm first surgery? Then who's playing first? Absolutely. When you pay off the first base for every month, who gets the money? Every dollar of it. Why not? The man's entitled to it. Put yes. So who gets it? Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Who's wife? Yes. They're all a man earns it who does? Absolutely. What I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base? No, what is on second base? I'm not asking you who's on 2nd, who's on 1st. That's what I'm trying to find out. Don't change the players. I'm not changing nobody. Take it easy. What's the guy's name on first base? What's the guy's name on second base? I am not asking you who's on seconds on 1st. I don't know he's on 3rd. We're ...