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Welcome to the AfterLife Hotline
Welcome to the Afterlife Hotline
Related to. Welcome to the afterlife voicemail system. If you're trying to reach heaven, please press one for Yahweh's, Press 2 for Mohammed's, press 3. If you're trying to reach Nirvana, you're going about it all wrong, so we certainly can't help you. If you just like to leave a message, wait for the beep.
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