Free voicemail greetings
Wasted
Don't pick up your phone so your friends can hear your babbling stupidity. Just let your voicemail handle it.
The person you are calling is unavailable(?) please leave a message and I'll call you when you're sober.
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That guy sounds so stupid they're TOTALLY wasted. What a dumbass message.
lol, i think it's hilarious
Long weekend
HORRIBLE audio
Lost weekend.