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Warning-Call is being monitored

Warning this call is being monitored. Awesome voicemail message to scare off sketchy people or annoying ex-boyfriends or ex-girlfriends.
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Warning this call is being monitored by the telephone company and is being placed to your number. Prosecution to the full extent of the law could result by continued abuse of this telephone number. You have been warned.
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22 comments
At 8/20/07 12:26 PM, Far72 said...

HAHHAHA great for ditchmail

At 5/19/08 03:06 PM, G21SF said...

Great message... but too bad it has that stupid siren effect blaring in the background. It makes the message sound more comical than serious.

At 6/7/08 04:32 PM, mt8129 said...

I agree. It would probably be more realistic without the siren

At 9/24/08 03:06 PM, shiamcbuff said...

I want to get this without the damn siren. anyone?

At 10/21/08 12:46 PM, Iwene said...

why am I not able to listen to the greetings??

At 1/3/09 03:12 AM, arythmic said...

the siren you're talking about is there because that's what the real telco tones sounded like back in the day.

At 1/22/09 10:34 AM, atapjn said...

why cant i hear anythign on this site

At 6/27/09 12:59 PM, Anonymous said...

If you can't here the greeting, you either need to turn the volume up or open using internet explorer

At 6/30/09 06:24 PM, ricpride said...

LOL! That best!

At 9/9/09 09:36 PM, Anonymous said...

warning: [email protected]

At 7/24/10 12:09 PM, shaunalev said...

great but replace siren with beeps - or nothing.

At 4/15/11 01:40 PM, tlynnclemmons said...

there is another one out there that has the same exact wording but without any sirens or beeps - guy talks with a british accent. works wonders!

At 4/15/11 01:42 PM, tlynnclemmons said...

the other one out there is under ditchmail and has no sirens or beeps - the voice is much more clear too.

At 6/9/11 09:15 AM, Anonymous said...

My ex-girlfriend will hate me for for that message. But it a good message to get across to anyone that you want to avoid! :)

At 8/7/12 01:28 PM, Ricky151 said...

The Message Is GREAT, If I Can Filter Out The Background It Would Be Perfect.

At 3/17/13 08:18 AM, Soummdopeyadadamean said...

Cool

At 11/5/13 04:08 AM, sweetchocolate said...

I have someone this fit perfect for. Lol

At 3/5/14 05:40 PM, MRRodzilla said...

Top Greeting That best!

At 12/11/15 05:14 PM, AnonZ3R0 said...

LAME!

At 3/14/18 06:49 PM, WCarroll said...

Love it!!!

At 9/16/18 05:41 PM, Anonymous said...

I think think this is fun n funny but on the other hand it's sad because if your using this to cheat lie or get away with something like my son to be ex is then my heart goes out to the people who are being fooled.

At 6/30/19 08:26 PM, Fuent said...

These are so cute!! I love em. Please make more!!

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