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Vibrator Mode

"The reason your friend is not answering this call is because she has set it to the vibrate mode and is sitting on it. The longer you let the phone ring, the more pleasure she gets from your phone call. So please phone again. Leave a message at the beep so she knows whom to thank."
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At 9/10/08 06:36 PM, Anonymous said...

OMG 5/5

At 9/15/08 04:24 PM, Yalda said...

LOVE IT....

At 9/30/08 01:14 PM, artemisthunder said...

Awesome 5 stars

At 10/7/08 11:25 AM, Anonymous said...

lol

At 11/5/08 10:59 PM, Amberbamber said...

SOOO TRUE

At 1/10/09 04:47 PM, Dabaddest1220 said...

This is the business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 3/31/09 11:16 PM, LilLady69 said...

o wow, nice da guy's voice jus turned me on lolz jp...but its super hot

At 4/23/09 04:02 PM, MillahThe80sBaby said...

Love it!

At 5/12/09 02:58 PM, Anonymous said...

GREAT VOICE! GREAT GREETING!!!

At 10/3/09 07:34 AM, mimi1 said...

i'm putting this on my best friends #. she will roll.....too too funny

At 12/14/09 07:43 PM, Makai said...

My enjoyment of voice mails like this, and the fact that I haven't had a girlfriend in a while... may be connected in some way... hmm.... Curious.

At 5/31/10 04:12 PM, missrhonda said...

disgusting

At 9/15/10 08:41 PM, Anonymous said...

Hilarious!

At 2/5/11 09:58 AM, Anonymous said...

To the person who said this was disgusting, what is so disgusting about it? pleasure is pleasure weather a woman uses a real penis or a vibrator. I bet you don't say disgusting when your getting laid! Besides it's just a joke, lighten up, stop taking everything so serious or being one of those woman that say ooh, gross to everything, especially things that are natural. It's people who can't laugh at things like this that don't know how to relax, have fun, go with the flow, be daring, think outside the box, be spontaneous, and just live. DID YOU KNOW THAT SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND THAT IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM TONS OF SPECIES MASTERBATE, dolphins are known to have sex b/c they enjoy it & not only to mate, meaning masterbation is natural from species of the oceans, to ornithology/bird species, to reptiles to primates and several mammals.

At 7/6/11 05:34 AM, snowpea said...

Can somebody call me???

At 7/12/11 07:41 PM, Anonymous said...

holy crap. chill out bro. quit ridin your anger boner.

At 8/27/11 10:10 AM, sweetheartbabez said...

Lmaoo this. Is hilarious. But I've got employers calling me so this aint gonna work! Lol but help! Any1 knw how to assign specific voicemails to my contacts?!?

At 9/12/11 03:58 PM, Snowkat said...

LOL if I was a girl I would totally use this as my greeting

At 10/14/11 05:07 PM, shortygina said...

love it

At 11/30/11 10:58 AM, Anonymous said...

Wish I had the nerve to use this!!

At 3/25/12 04:44 PM, Nece6383 said...

Can't wait to use this for my boyfriend!

At 4/4/12 03:44 PM, Leopardlady said...

Is it possable to assign individual ringers to specific contacts in your phone??? Can anyone tell me how to do this???

At 5/25/12 08:21 PM, SoulStryss said...

This is freakin' hilarious! Love the voice! I wish I could use it for selective contacts.

At 8/3/12 12:04 PM, timaleday said...

All you have to do is edit your contact YouMail and change greeting or go to the greeting and assign yo your contact

At 1/19/13 04:49 AM, rogermonthes said...

Awe

At 2/16/13 01:11 AM, Anonymous said...

I'm going to LOVE GETTING A REACTION OUT OF MY DAUGHTER & my mom.....IM SO CONSERVATIVE THEY R GONNA DIE!!!! Lmbo :) even I think this is hilarious !!!

At 2/25/13 01:55 AM, MrsSpooner said...

Love! My husband went on a bachelor vacation and I put this as his personal voicemail. He called back three times in a row like wait... what!? When he finally got it I had a 30 second long message of him laughing. I saved it :-)

At 8/31/13 10:35 PM, Anonymous said...

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At 1/28/14 07:26 AM, LETOCARTER said...

How to post it for a personal contact. First you click the orange bar that says use this greeting with the plus sign, then it should say it was copied to your account then you can just go strait to the you mail app and it should be on your you mail greeting list. Then you hold down on that greeting and a menu will appear and give you 4 options. One of which will be for a specific contact. 2nd button down from top of list. Hit the specific contact button and then pick your contact and click it and it should say greeting updated and your done. Just make sure you have another decent voice mail set as default for every one else who calls.

At 4/11/14 03:18 PM, Phoenix74 said...

Funny as fock! Guys love this one.

At 4/12/14 12:15 AM, DaddyTomslily said...

Can't be too disgusting if so many of us like it. Lol

At 9/2/14 12:06 AM, chakkas420 said...

Lol love it.. Its about to be for my husband I can't wait for him to call he's gonna freaking roll

At 11/12/15 02:18 PM, LadyGaga said...

Love it! Wanted to rate it a 5, but a glitch gave it a 4. My friends crack up when they hear it.

At 7/4/16 10:42 AM, LOVINGMYSELFCJ said...

Love it totally xxx

At 10/24/17 05:23 AM, Nancy_Boot said...

Oh mzb going to use hubby lokmmm

At 5/11/19 03:01 PM, WillowyG said...

Peeing myself!!! HILARIOUS!!!!

At 7/8/19 06:13 PM, Angelgrace1 said...

Love it

At 11/17/23 07:48 AM, mlharmon said...

This voicemail greeting cannot be previewed and appears to no longer work properly.

At 2/27/24 10:31 AM, Debk said...

I can’t get it to play much less use as a message.

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