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"The reason your friend is not answering this call is because she has set it to the vibrate mode and is sitting on it. The longer you let the phone ring, the more pleasure she gets from your phone call. So please phone again. Leave a message at the beep so she knows whom to thank."
Added: 8/23/08
From: CLStan
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Tags: vibrate
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Comments On This Greeting ( 37 )
Comment Icon At 9/10/08 6:36 PM, *Anonymous* said...
OMG 5/5
Comment Icon At 9/15/08 4:24 PM, Yalda said...
LOVE IT....
Comment Icon At 9/30/08 1:14 PM, artemisthunder said...
Awesome 5 stars
Comment Icon At 10/7/08 11:25 AM, *Anonymous* said...
lol
Comment Icon At 11/5/08 10:59 PM, Amberbamber said...
SOOO TRUE
Comment Icon At 1/10/09 4:47 PM, Dabaddest1220 said...
This is the business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment Icon At 3/31/09 11:16 PM, LilLady69 said...
o wow, nice da guy's voice jus turned me on lolz jp...but its super hot
Comment Icon At 4/23/09 4:02 PM, MillahThe80sBaby said...
Love it!
Comment Icon At 5/12/09 2:58 PM, *Anonymous* said...
GREAT VOICE! GREAT GREETING!!!
Comment Icon At 10/3/09 7:34 AM, mimi1 said...
i'm putting this on my best friends #. she will roll.....too too funny
Comment Icon At 12/14/09 7:43 PM, Makai said...
My enjoyment of voice mails like this, and the fact that I haven't had a girlfriend in a while... may be connected in some way... hmm.... Curious.
Comment Icon At 5/31/10 4:12 PM, missrhonda said...
disgusting
Comment Icon At 9/15/10 8:41 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Hilarious!
Comment Icon At 2/5/11 9:58 AM, *Anonymous* said...
To the person who said this was disgusting, what is so disgusting about it? pleasure is pleasure weather a woman uses a real penis or a vibrator. I bet you don't say disgusting when your getting laid! Besides it's just a joke, lighten up, stop taking everything so serious or being one of those woman that say ooh, gross to everything, especially things that are natural. It's people who can't laugh at things like this that don't know how to relax, have fun, go with the flow, be daring, think outside the box, be spontaneous, and just live. DID YOU KNOW THAT SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND THAT IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM TONS OF SPECIES MASTERBATE, dolphins are known to have sex b/c they enjoy it & not only to mate, meaning masterbation is natural from species of the oceans, to ornithology/bird species, to reptiles to primates and several mammals.
Comment Icon At 7/6/11 5:34 AM, snowpea said...
Can somebody call me???
Comment Icon At 7/12/11 7:41 PM, *Anonymous* said...
holy crap. chill out bro. quit ridin your anger boner.
Comment Icon At 8/27/11 10:10 AM, sweetheartbabez said...
Lmaoo this. Is hilarious. But I've got employers calling me so this aint gonna work! Lol but help! Any1 knw how to assign specific voicemails to my contacts?!?
Comment Icon At 9/12/11 3:58 PM, Snowkat said...
LOL if I was a girl I would totally use this as my greeting
Comment Icon At 10/14/11 5:07 PM, shortygina said...
love it
Comment Icon At 11/30/11 10:58 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Wish I had the nerve to use this!!
Comment Icon At 3/25/12 4:44 PM, Nece6383 said...
Can't wait to use this for my boyfriend!
Comment Icon At 4/4/12 3:44 PM, Leopardlady said...
Is it possable to assign individual ringers to specific contacts in your phone??? Can anyone tell me how to do this???
Comment Icon At 5/25/12 8:21 PM, SoulStryss said...
This is freakin' hilarious! Love the voice! I wish I could use it for selective contacts.
Comment Icon At 8/3/12 12:04 PM, timaleday said...
All you have to do is edit your contact YouMail and change greeting or go to the greeting and assign yo your contact
Comment Icon At 1/19/13 4:49 AM, rogermonthes said...
Awe
Comment Icon At 2/16/13 1:11 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I'm going to LOVE GETTING A REACTION OUT OF MY DAUGHTER & my mom.....IM SO CONSERVATIVE THEY R GONNA DIE!!!! Lmbo :) even I think this is hilarious !!!
Comment Icon At 2/25/13 1:55 AM, MrsSpooner said...
Love! My husband went on a bachelor vacation and I put this as his personal voicemail. He called back three times in a row like wait... what!? When he finally got it I had a 30 second long message of him laughing. I saved it :-)
Comment Icon At 8/31/13 10:35 PM, *Anonymous* said...
www.UndercoverVibes.com
Comment Icon At 1/28/14 7:26 AM, LETOCARTER said...
How to post it for a personal contact. First you click the orange bar that says use this greeting with the plus sign, then it should say it was copied to your account then you can just go strait to the you mail app and it should be on your you mail greeting list. Then you hold down on that greeting and a menu will appear and give you 4 options. One of which will be for a specific contact. 2nd button down from top of list. Hit the specific contact button and then pick your contact and click it and it should say greeting updated and your done. Just make sure you have another decent voice mail set as default for every one else who calls.
Comment Icon At 4/11/14 3:18 PM, Phoenix74 said...
Funny as fock! Guys love this one.
Comment Icon At 4/12/14 12:15 AM, DaddyTomslily said...
Can't be too disgusting if so many of us like it. Lol
Comment Icon At 9/2/14 12:06 AM, chakkas420 said...
Lol love it.. Its about to be for my husband I can't wait for him to call he's gonna freaking roll
Comment Icon At 11/12/15 2:18 PM, LadyGaga said...
Love it! Wanted to rate it a 5, but a glitch gave it a 4. My friends crack up when they hear it.
Comment Icon At 7/4/16 10:42 AM, LOVINGMYSELFCJ said...
Love it totally xxx
Comment Icon At 10/24/17 5:23 AM, Nancy_Boot said...
Oh mzb going to use hubby lokmmm
Comment Icon At 5/11/19 3:01 PM, WillowyG said...
Peeing myself!!! HILARIOUS!!!!
Comment Icon At 7/8/19 6:13 PM, Angelgrace1 said...
Love it

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