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Viagra Hotline
this will really RAISE some eyebrows
Thank you for calling the Viagra hotline. You should stop taking Viagra if your girlfriend's wrong. If you got it stuck inside a bottle. If you got it stuck inside an animal. If you can no longer wear pants you can no longer run hike or walk. If it keeps on hitting the break pedal. If it hits the gas pedal it punches the driver side airbag if it punches the passenger side air bag. If you got a clot inside and elevator door. If you got a car in an elevator door in a really tall building if not you'll(?) be a living room furniture but not up your secretary but the neighbors are afraid of it if the neighbors call to put cover on it the neighbors are pregnant. If symptoms persist carrier-photo(?) Rosie O'Donnell with you at all times if symptoms still persist seek professional help.
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6 comments
Yep, it's great. Love it.
Chupacabra, hahaha, not bad
OMGOSH hahahahhahaha
If you go the neighbor pregnant
NICE!
NICE!