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Thank you for calling United States Marine Corps. I'm sorry but all our units are out at the moment or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country name of the organization the region the specific crisis and a number which we can call you back as soon as we sorted out the falcons(?) in Iraq Korea China the waikiki-bob(?) marching up and down the street to Washington DC and compulsory consideration of others training. We will return your call. Please speak after the tone or if you require more options. Please listen to the following numbers. If your crisis is small and simple and close to the city. Press one for United States Army. If you're concern is edition(?) with the template(?) climate and good hotels and can be solved by one or two low risk high altitude bonding runs. Please press two for the United States Air Force. Please note that this service is not available after 1630 hrs. Or on weekends special consideration will be given the customers requiring satellite or still technology...
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