Free voicemail greetings

You've reached the voicemail box of a very busy person tremendously busy but your message is incredibly important and quite frankly a lot of people are saying it's the most important phone call probably ever. So if you could leave your name and number along with a short message a little bit your perfect call will be returned as soon as possible. It was great to take your call. I have to remind myself to some comment to be changed. If it was just to bright(?) but for now wait for the beep leave a message and get it at 11 days(?).