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Tobacco Message

Little song about tobacco plants - good to annoy callers you don't like with or want to nag to stop smoking.
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Hello and welcome to the Brown and Williamson Tobacco Corporation. If you reach this number in error, you're in luck because we're about to serenade you. If you've dialed correctly, you're in luck, because we're about to serenade you. Lovely plants, broad and green, but you shouldn't think about the tobacco plant if you're still a teen. Tobacco is a big person, and that's the way it should be. So if you're under 21, go and climb a tree. Ohio Tobacco Plant is a lovely plant, and that, my friends, is no yard. We let it ripen in the field and hang it in the barn. Really thought we agreed quite a better song about the tobacco plant and we'll use.
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At 11/7/08 10:08 PM, JoethePlumber said...

LOL! That's flippin' tight!

At 7/31/12 07:42 PM, Pumpkinpoo said...

Looool super funny I smoke hookah and this is just right for my smoking buddies

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