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The Navy and Marine Corps Team

If it's somewhat minor, and all it requires is a little beotch-slap the other guys'll do just fine. But if it's big, if it's serious, if it's nation threatening, or you just need to make a very forceful point, so Abdul comes to his senses and realizes he's risking everything, including his donkey, camel, and little smooth-faced boy harem, the Navy-Marine Corps Team should be number 1 on your speed dial.
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You have reached the Defense Department of the United States of America. Please listen to the following choices before making your selections. If your problems last crisis can be handled by very large numbers of high school dropouts with sketchy backgrounds and a fetish for Murrays, Press 2 for the army. If your problem can be handled by high explosive ordnance delivered from 30,000 feet rolling Man drone operated from 1500 miles away, Press 3 for the Air Force. Remember, they're only. Little between the hours of zero 800 and 1400 and their idea of roughing it is a black Rotary dial telephone in their private air conditioned cable TV, microwave, and mini bar supply. Private quarters. If however, your problems are of a serious nature and rise to the level of threatening your national security, you'll want to press one for the Navy Marine Corps team our soldiers, and don't ever call them that. They've earned the title of Marine or better than theirs. Heck, our cooks and clerks had to learn all that 11B stuff...
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At 9/4/10 09:10 PM, Anonymous said...

Way better than the other Navy one!

At 8/22/14 10:35 PM, MarineBoing said...

YATYAS

At 3/31/15 09:35 AM, Renaldo100 said...

Go Navy 76

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