Free voicemail greetings

Thank you for calling the slavery hotline. All of our stupid piece of plantation owners are busy treating people like animals and getting arrested. Rest assured that your call will be answered as soon as the creepy little are put to justice. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered by the next available abolitionist. Yeah. Man, I wish I had a nickel for every time I said that slavery was gross. Why do they have us learn this stuff in school? Lavery, really? I didn't come all the way from England for this? Why in blazes do I have to teach this rubbish? The invention of the telephone would have been better. Due to a sudden realization of what year it is, your call has fallen out of date breaking news. None of our abolitionists are going to pick up the phone because that's basically the whole population. Your call cannot be completed. Hi there, looks like you totally fell for it. You may leave your message now.