The Devil's Answering Service

Hello, you have reached The Devil's answering service! Para instrucciones en espanol, oprima el numero uno! To sell your soul, press 2 now. For directions to Hell please press 3 now. To talk to a demon, please stay on the line and a representative will be with you shortly!
Added: 12/3/09
From: brucali
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Tags: voicemail devil hell service answering devils
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Comments On This Greeting ( 20 )
At 11/27/09 6:25 PM, brucali said...
Seriously? What the hell did I go thru the trouble of uploading this, if it's not going to be available? What are you people smoking over there? I've heard 100 versions of the same old sorry crap, and I try to do something decent for people by putting something GOOD up and what do you do with it? Leave it sit forever. Get up off your butts or just start allowing community members to process these uploads.
At 12/3/09 3:55 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is funny! Glad its up now!
At 1/9/10 2:15 PM, Nightgypsy said...
Thanks a ton Brucali, this is awesome :)
At 1/17/10 9:27 AM, MoonWaltz said...
Great 1. Love it!
At 2/8/10 6:04 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I THINK IT STINKS! NOT A JOKING MATTER. MAY GOD HELP US ALL.
At 2/16/10 12:46 PM, brucali said...
I THINK SOME PEOPLE NEED TO GET A SENSE OF HUMOR! MAY WE ALL HELP OURSELVES.
At 2/19/10 8:06 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I think this is great! Perfect for telemarketers.
At 2/25/10 10:43 AM, ogrecorsair said...
Awesome!!!
At 3/6/10 3:42 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I love it. I have this programed this for block callers and those who hide thier identity. It works and I can tell you it throw people for a loop. Awesome...
At 4/15/10 10:57 AM, *Anonymous* said...
My dad still hangs up and calls back if he gets this, then leaves a message for me as if it might be the wrong voice mail....
At 4/30/10 4:35 PM, mochomo said...
i love it lol
At 6/27/10 9:03 PM, *Anonymous* said...
lol I'm using this for blocked numbers
At 9/15/10 12:04 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Love it!!!!!
At 2/5/11 4:34 PM, mmmmmme said...
too perfect i keep laughing
At 3/31/11 1:43 PM, Wahini said...
I Love this greeting, it's perfect and awesome! If you don't like it, don't listen to it!!!!!
At 1/18/12 1:32 PM, sexymomma46 said...
Love it
At 2/25/12 7:52 AM, BOTA said...
I like the esanol - how low we have sank
At 10/6/12 9:51 PM, damienr said...
I already have this greeting, but from another upload? Either way, who created it first I would like to know.
At 1/18/15 2:45 PM, redCary said...
Lol
At 10/2/17 10:01 AM, HausOfDrake said...
This is too funny! For all us professional users of YouMail, setup your LiveConnect for option 1 and 2.

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