The Devil's Answering Service

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Hello, you have reached The Devil's answering service! Para instrucciones en espanol, oprima el numero uno! To sell your soul, press 2 now. For directions to Hell please press 3 now. To talk to a demon, please stay on the line and a representative will be with you shortly!
Added: 12/3/09
From: brucali
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Tags: voicemail devil hell service answering devils
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Comments On This Greeting ( 20 )
Comment Icon At 11/28/09, 2:25 AM, brucali said...
Seriously? What the hell did I go thru the trouble of uploading this, if it's not going to be available? What are you people smoking over there? I've heard 100 versions of the same old sorry crap, and I try to do something decent for people by putting something GOOD up and what do you do with it? Leave it sit forever. Get up off your butts or just start allowing community members to process these uploads.
Comment Icon At 12/3/09, 11:55 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is funny! Glad its up now!
Comment Icon At 1/9/10, 10:15 PM, Nightgypsy said...
Thanks a ton Brucali, this is awesome :)
Comment Icon At 1/17/10, 5:27 PM, MoonWaltz said...
Great 1. Love it!
Comment Icon At 2/9/10, 2:04 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I THINK IT STINKS! NOT A JOKING MATTER. MAY GOD HELP US ALL.
Comment Icon At 2/16/10, 8:46 PM, brucali said...
I THINK SOME PEOPLE NEED TO GET A SENSE OF HUMOR! MAY WE ALL HELP OURSELVES.
Comment Icon At 2/20/10, 4:06 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I think this is great! Perfect for telemarketers.
Comment Icon At 2/25/10, 6:43 PM, ogrecorsair said...
Awesome!!!
Comment Icon At 3/6/10, 11:42 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I love it. I have this programed this for block callers and those who hide thier identity. It works and I can tell you it throw people for a loop. Awesome...
Comment Icon At 4/15/10, 5:57 PM, *Anonymous* said...
My dad still hangs up and calls back if he gets this, then leaves a message for me as if it might be the wrong voice mail....
Comment Icon At 4/30/10, 11:35 PM, mochomo said...
i love it lol
Comment Icon At 6/28/10, 4:03 AM, *Anonymous* said...
lol I'm using this for blocked numbers
Comment Icon At 9/15/10, 7:04 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Love it!!!!!
Comment Icon At 2/6/11, 12:34 AM, mmmmmme said...
too perfect i keep laughing
Comment Icon At 3/31/11, 8:43 PM, Wahini said...
I Love this greeting, it's perfect and awesome! If you don't like it, don't listen to it!!!!!
Comment Icon At 1/18/12, 9:32 PM, sexymomma46 said...
Love it
Comment Icon At 2/25/12, 3:52 PM, BOTA said...
I like the esanol - how low we have sank
Comment Icon At 10/7/12, 4:51 AM, damienr said...
I already have this greeting, but from another upload? Either way, who created it first I would like to know.
Comment Icon At 1/18/15, 10:45 PM, redCary said...
Lol
Comment Icon At 10/2/17, 5:01 PM, HausOfDrake said...
This is too funny! For all us professional users of YouMail, setup your LiveConnect for option 1 and 2.

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