Free voicemail greetings
Thank you for calling 911
Thank You for calling 911, Our offices are closed
Thank you for calling 911. Our offices are closed because everyone is at the donut shop. We discussed the situation before we left and we believe you are old enough to be responsible while we are away. Please be careful with ******* and do not play with my lives and things should be OK until we get back. Hang up the phone now.
Funny, but needs to be a little louder