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Talladega Nights - Baby Jesus
Baby Jesus
Dear Lord, Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the South call you. Hey Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC and always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call. And of course my red hot smoking wife Carly, who is a stone cold fox who few to rate her *** on 100. It would easily be a 94. Also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate Cal Naughton junior, who's got my back no matter what. Shake and bake. Do little baby Jesus. We also thank you for my wife's father, Chip. We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. And it smells terrible. And the dogs are always bothering with it. Dear tiny infant Jesus. You know, sweetie? Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. Bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby. Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best and I'm saying grace. When you say grace y...
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2 comments
This Needs to be shortned! It's funny but it's 3 MINUTES LONG
I like but yes it's to long!!