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Boys out of school today after a bunch of Grandpa chips war medals off the bridge. Sounds like a good day, Texas Ranger. How about you? Well, the teacher asked me, what was capital of North Carolina? I said. Washington DC bingo, she said no, you're wrong, I said you've got a lumpy ****. She got mad at me and yelled it. So proud of you boys, your mommy and me. Precocious and full of wonderment. I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren, and you are raising them wrong. Spider monkey. Yeah, yeah. Turn up the heat going on and get some boys. Come on, kick you in the back of the head. Kick. You brought this on, man. You gonna let your sons talk to their grandfather like that? I'm their elder. Sure as hell. And, Chip, I love the way they're talking to you, because they're winners. Winners get to do what they want. One thing you ever done with their life is make a hot daughter. That's it. We wanted some whiskies. We would have named them Doctor Quinn and Medicine Woman. OK.