Free voicemail greetings
You have reached the Taliban, we cannot answer the phone right now because the Americans are bombing the $%$% out of us... Calling Osama bin laden? You'll probably get his voicemail...
You have reached the county(?) but we cannot answer the phone right now because america(?) thought about to leave a message for you got about one euros-on-my(?) business. Please press two. For your credit Network please press three. For all other generous information please press four. To hear this message. Sorry you have reached the number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service or you have reached this recording in error please check the number and try your call again.
this is great. LOL
This is the best :)
It is so funny that I laughed so hard I almost peed
HAHAHAHAHA... he's a goner!...
great...but too long!
ROTFLMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Great, if we could actually find them
Funny but sounds like an indian accent rather than an arab one...
many Afghans have an Indian accent because they watch the Bollywood films.
Real Funny, but too long.
Wouldn't that be great! However because of US Govt ineptitude he's getting a hand job in Dubai.
Well... I guess he's not getting a hand job in Dubai anymore huh? OBAMA!
wat they said
I love this one
THIS IS SOO TRUE
The Angels are having a party Whitney joined the chorus! Heaven is a beautiful place!
Funniest VM ever!!
Osama Bin Ladin isn't dead
Meanwhile in Africa..............
Wtf this guy sounds like a Indian dude that works in every gas station in the bay area.
Funny as helll
Taliban may hate all Americans, but they too, learned it is safer and cheaper to outsource all their answering centers to India, that is why this recording have Indian accent!!! Anyway, great recording!!!
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
this bs is corny
2 funny. I like the back ground sound of machine guns and sirens! DO NOT RIP OSAMA(:
LMGDAO SUPA FUNNY
LMAOROFL...wait til you tjis
LMAO roflol LOL man first time I busted a gut..laughed so hard I had tears in My eyes. This is a great stress breaker
Lol that bom UN the end
Funny but I wouldn't personally use this as a message.
Great message but what's with the accent? Anyone else notice the voice just doesn't quite sound right?
I Love it.it just so funny.this greeting. great for voicemail "it just to funny .again I Love this greetin.
I kill you....hahaha
Seriously love this one tho, I've used it with some of my Muslim friends and omg we were laughing so hard hahaha thank you!!!!!
Lmao this is extremely funny
This is awesome!
I'm like this one
I can't download it, help please.
OMG! This is so freakin hilarious. I love it. Lmmfao.
I can't download it
@Tylorjackson98 - You should be able to. I just checked and I was able to download it. You have to click the blue button then you'll be directed to another page that has another blue button that will take you to your account. Press that then you'll see the audio clip on that page and look for the download button.
omg This is hilarious!!