Taliban Answering

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You have reached the Taliban, we cannot answer the phone right now because the Americans are bombing the $%$% out of us... Calling Osama bin laden? You'll probably get his voicemail...
Added: 8/9/07
From: Heyblue
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Comments On This Greeting ( 67 )
Comment Icon At 2/4/08 6:10 PM, zaahn said...
this is great. LOL
Comment Icon At 3/7/08 1:12 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is the best :)
Comment Icon At 3/14/08 7:11 AM, Yazz said...
Yap...Its Great!
Comment Icon At 4/3/08 3:18 PM, retroblu said...
thats awesome
Comment Icon At 4/6/08 4:43 PM, homie said...
awesome!!
Comment Icon At 4/9/08 2:02 PM, goarmy said...
greatest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment Icon At 4/15/08 8:57 AM, gracesbella said...
It is so funny that I laughed so hard I almost peed
Comment Icon At 6/5/08 6:49 AM, simplyren said...
HAHAHAHAHA... he's a goner!...
Comment Icon At 7/2/08 11:35 AM, njgomez said...
great...but too long!
Comment Icon At 7/6/08 12:21 AM, *Anonymous* said...
lol
Comment Icon At 9/15/08 3:30 PM, Yalda said...
ROTFLMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Comment Icon At 1/23/09 2:43 PM, hannibal said...
:D awesome!
Comment Icon At 4/15/09 9:14 AM, BigFill said...
Great, if we could actually find them
Comment Icon At 8/11/09 12:52 AM, Priceless said...
lol...pretty funny.
Comment Icon At 1/6/10 7:43 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Funny but sounds like an indian accent rather than an arab one...
Comment Icon At 2/2/10 12:33 PM, *Anonymous* said...
many Afghans have an Indian accent because they watch the Bollywood films.
Comment Icon At 2/16/10 1:38 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Real Funny, but too long.
Comment Icon At 2/19/10 10:40 AM, Misf said...
Wouldn't that be great! However because of US Govt ineptitude he's getting a hand job in Dubai.
Comment Icon At 5/17/11 1:24 PM, Ghettolectual said...
Well... I guess he's not getting a hand job in Dubai anymore huh? OBAMA!
Comment Icon At 7/25/11 7:40 PM, cracajac said...
sucks
Comment Icon At 7/26/11 11:39 PM, manny2340 said...
funny
Comment Icon At 7/27/11 8:41 PM, Drunkactionman said...
Yah sure
Comment Icon At 7/28/11 7:48 PM, cupcake27 said...
funny
Comment Icon At 8/24/11 8:03 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Lmao...really funny!
Comment Icon At 9/22/11 2:41 PM, *Anonymous* said...
wat they said
Comment Icon At 10/18/11 4:44 PM, Bruce2 said...
I love this one
Comment Icon At 12/25/11 11:11 AM, GTODon said...
Cool!
Comment Icon At 1/1/12 6:23 PM, jazzymay said...
THIS IS SOO TRUE
Comment Icon At 2/12/12 3:03 PM, Serenity1 said...
The Angels are having a party Whitney joined the chorus! Heaven is a beautiful place!
Comment Icon At 2/12/12 5:05 PM, usmc1944 said...
Funniest VM ever!!
Comment Icon At 2/20/12 7:34 PM, Daisy2 said...
ha ha
Comment Icon At 4/23/12 9:09 PM, spoonandfork said...
Love it
Comment Icon At 5/8/12 6:40 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Osama Bin Ladin isn't dead
Comment Icon At 5/8/12 6:45 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Meanwhile in Africa..............
Comment Icon At 5/23/12 1:24 PM, Prince69 said...
Wtf this guy sounds like a Indian dude that works in every gas station in the bay area.
Comment Icon At 6/11/12 12:58 AM, Brothers said...
Lmfao
Comment Icon At 7/25/12 8:23 AM, *Anonymous* said...
LMBO!!!!
Comment Icon At 8/14/12 9:09 AM, Mattpizzaguy said...
Omg excellent.
Comment Icon At 8/15/12 3:37 AM, Trouble68 said...
Funny as helll
Comment Icon At 9/8/12 1:55 AM, Merz said...
Taliban may hate all Americans, but they too, learned it is safer and cheaper to outsource all their answering centers to India, that is why this recording have Indian accent!!! Anyway, great recording!!!
Comment Icon At 9/22/12 7:56 PM, golden1000000 said...
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
Comment Icon At 10/10/12 9:34 PM, johnjosephgotti said...
this bs is corny
Comment Icon At 10/16/12 6:15 PM, Strokinoff said...
very funny
Comment Icon At 10/17/12 5:25 AM, TimDuncanFan said...
2 funny. I like the back ground sound of machine guns and sirens! DO NOT RIP OSAMA(:
Comment Icon At 10/21/12 5:25 PM, anto said...
very funny
Comment Icon At 10/30/12 2:31 PM, *Anonymous* said...
LMGDAO SUPA FUNNY
Comment Icon At 1/5/13 6:47 PM, rosswaters said...
LMAO
Comment Icon At 5/5/13 2:53 AM, bethldht said...
LMAOROFL...wait til you tjis
Comment Icon At 5/14/13 6:02 PM, bethldht said...
LMAO roflol LOL man first time I busted a gut..laughed so hard I had tears in My eyes. This is a great stress breaker
Comment Icon At 5/26/13 12:12 AM, Drunkactionman said...
Lol that bom UN the end
Comment Icon At 9/20/13 1:36 AM, APerson2596695 said...
Funny but I wouldn't personally use this as a message.
Comment Icon At 2/7/14 4:31 AM, Tkmish said...
Great message but what's with the accent? Anyone else notice the voice just doesn't quite sound right?
Comment Icon At 3/25/14 5:02 PM, BLACKNITE said...
BLACKNESS
Comment Icon At 6/10/14 11:44 AM, phillcox said...
Anonymous
Comment Icon At 6/30/14 8:33 PM, longandslim said...
I Love it.it just so funny.this greeting. great for voicemail "it just to funny .again I Love this greetin.
Comment Icon At 7/5/14 6:44 AM, Bigbootyhoe said...
Effin gaaaaay
Comment Icon At 8/30/14 4:16 AM, Pink_Panther said...
I kill you....hahaha
Comment Icon At 1/11/15 8:38 PM, jorgerewards said...
Seriously love this one tho, I've used it with some of my Muslim friends and omg we were laughing so hard hahaha thank you!!!!!
Comment Icon At 2/3/15 12:15 PM, Jimmy788 said...
Lmao this is extremely funny
Comment Icon At 4/17/15 5:37 AM, DRandle71 said...
LMAO!
Comment Icon At 4/24/15 3:17 PM, OBAMA_is_a_FRAUD said...
This is awesome!
Comment Icon At 8/8/15 5:33 PM, deano58 said...
I'm like this one
Comment Icon At 9/22/15 7:38 PM, lmafo said...
Lmfao
Comment Icon At 2/18/17 12:37 PM, Sammy737 said...
I can't download it, help please.
Comment Icon At 4/9/18 5:16 PM, gjm007 said...
OMG! This is so freakin hilarious. I love it. Lmmfao.
Comment Icon At 5/3/18 11:59 AM, Tylorjackson98 said...
I can't download it
Comment Icon At 8/18/18 3:24 PM, Rigon said...
@Tylorjackson98 - You should be able to. I just checked and I was able to download it. You have to click the blue button then you'll be directed to another page that has another blue button that will take you to your account. Press that then you'll see the audio clip on that page and look for the download button.

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