Taliban Answering

You have reached the Taliban, we cannot answer the phone right now because the Americans are bombing the $%$% out of us... Calling Osama bin laden? You'll probably get his voicemail...
Added: 8/9/07
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Comments On This Greeting ( 67 )
At 2/4/08 6:10 PM, zaahn said...
this is great. LOL
At 3/7/08 1:12 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is the best :)
At 3/14/08 7:11 AM, Yazz said...
Yap...Its Great!
At 4/3/08 3:18 PM, retroblu said...
thats awesome
At 4/6/08 4:43 PM, homie said...
awesome!!
At 4/9/08 2:02 PM, goarmy said...
greatest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 4/15/08 8:57 AM, gracesbella said...
It is so funny that I laughed so hard I almost peed
At 6/5/08 6:49 AM, simplyren said...
HAHAHAHAHA... he's a goner!...
At 7/2/08 11:35 AM, njgomez said...
great...but too long!
At 7/6/08 12:21 AM, *Anonymous* said...
lol
At 9/15/08 3:30 PM, Yalda said...
ROTFLMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
At 1/23/09 2:43 PM, hannibal said...
:D awesome!
At 4/15/09 9:14 AM, BigFill said...
Great, if we could actually find them
At 8/11/09 12:52 AM, Priceless said...
lol...pretty funny.
At 1/6/10 7:43 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Funny but sounds like an indian accent rather than an arab one...
At 2/2/10 12:33 PM, *Anonymous* said...
many Afghans have an Indian accent because they watch the Bollywood films.
At 2/16/10 1:38 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Real Funny, but too long.
At 2/19/10 10:40 AM, Misf said...
Wouldn't that be great! However because of US Govt ineptitude he's getting a hand job in Dubai.
At 5/17/11 1:24 PM, Ghettolectual said...
Well... I guess he's not getting a hand job in Dubai anymore huh? OBAMA!
At 7/25/11 7:40 PM, cracajac said...
sucks
At 7/26/11 11:39 PM, manny2340 said...
funny
At 7/27/11 8:41 PM, Drunkactionman said...
Yah sure
At 7/28/11 7:48 PM, cupcake27 said...
funny
At 8/24/11 8:03 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Lmao...really funny!
At 9/22/11 2:41 PM, *Anonymous* said...
wat they said
At 10/18/11 4:44 PM, Bruce2 said...
I love this one
At 12/25/11 11:11 AM, GTODon said...
Cool!
At 1/1/12 6:23 PM, jazzymay said...
THIS IS SOO TRUE
At 2/12/12 3:03 PM, Serenity1 said...
The Angels are having a party Whitney joined the chorus! Heaven is a beautiful place!
At 2/12/12 5:05 PM, usmc1944 said...
Funniest VM ever!!
At 2/20/12 7:34 PM, Daisy2 said...
ha ha
At 4/23/12 9:09 PM, spoonandfork said...
Love it
At 5/8/12 6:40 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Osama Bin Ladin isn't dead
At 5/8/12 6:45 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Meanwhile in Africa..............
At 5/23/12 1:24 PM, Prince69 said...
Wtf this guy sounds like a Indian dude that works in every gas station in the bay area.
At 6/11/12 12:58 AM, Brothers said...
Lmfao
At 7/25/12 8:23 AM, *Anonymous* said...
LMBO!!!!
At 8/14/12 9:09 AM, Mattpizzaguy said...
Omg excellent.
At 8/15/12 3:37 AM, Trouble68 said...
Funny as helll
At 9/8/12 1:55 AM, Merz said...
Taliban may hate all Americans, but they too, learned it is safer and cheaper to outsource all their answering centers to India, that is why this recording have Indian accent!!! Anyway, great recording!!!
At 9/22/12 7:56 PM, golden1000000 said...
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
At 10/10/12 9:34 PM, johnjosephgotti said...
this bs is corny
At 10/16/12 6:15 PM, Strokinoff said...
very funny
At 10/17/12 5:25 AM, TimDuncanFan said...
2 funny. I like the back ground sound of machine guns and sirens! DO NOT RIP OSAMA(:
At 10/21/12 5:25 PM, anto said...
very funny
At 10/30/12 2:31 PM, *Anonymous* said...
LMGDAO SUPA FUNNY
At 1/5/13 6:47 PM, rosswaters said...
LMAO
At 5/5/13 2:53 AM, bethldht said...
LMAOROFL...wait til you tjis
At 5/14/13 6:02 PM, bethldht said...
LMAO roflol LOL man first time I busted a gut..laughed so hard I had tears in My eyes. This is a great stress breaker
At 5/26/13 12:12 AM, Drunkactionman said...
Lol that bom UN the end
At 9/20/13 1:36 AM, APerson2596695 said...
Funny but I wouldn't personally use this as a message.
At 2/7/14 4:31 AM, Tkmish said...
Great message but what's with the accent? Anyone else notice the voice just doesn't quite sound right?
At 3/25/14 5:02 PM, BLACKNITE said...
BLACKNESS
At 6/10/14 11:44 AM, phillcox said...
Anonymous
At 6/30/14 8:33 PM, longandslim said...
I Love it.it just so funny.this greeting. great for voicemail "it just to funny .again I Love this greetin.
At 7/5/14 6:44 AM, Bigbootyhoe said...
Effin gaaaaay
At 8/30/14 4:16 AM, Pink_Panther said...
I kill you....hahaha
At 1/11/15 8:38 PM, jorgerewards said...
Seriously love this one tho, I've used it with some of my Muslim friends and omg we were laughing so hard hahaha thank you!!!!!
At 2/3/15 12:15 PM, Jimmy788 said...
Lmao this is extremely funny
At 4/17/15 5:37 AM, DRandle71 said...
LMAO!
At 4/24/15 3:17 PM, OBAMA_is_a_FRAUD said...
This is awesome!
At 8/8/15 5:33 PM, deano58 said...
I'm like this one
At 9/22/15 7:38 PM, lmafo said...
Lmfao
At 2/18/17 12:37 PM, Sammy737 said...
I can't download it, help please.
At 4/9/18 5:16 PM, gjm007 said...
OMG! This is so freakin hilarious. I love it. Lmmfao.
At 5/3/18 11:59 AM, Tylorjackson98 said...
I can't download it
At 8/18/18 3:24 PM, Rigon said...
@Tylorjackson98 - You should be able to. I just checked and I was able to download it. You have to click the blue button then you'll be directed to another page that has another blue button that will take you to your account. Press that then you'll see the audio clip on that page and look for the download button.

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