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Taliban Answering

You have reached the Taliban, we cannot answer the phone right now because the Americans are bombing the $%$% out of us... Calling Osama bin laden? You'll probably get his voicemail...
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You have reached the county(?) but we cannot answer the phone right now because america(?) thought about to leave a message for you got about one euros-on-my(?) business. Please press two. For your credit Network please press three. For all other generous information please press four. To hear this message. Sorry you have reached the number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service or you have reached this recording in error please check the number and try your call again.
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68 comments
At 2/4/08 06:10 PM, zaahn said...

this is great. LOL

At 3/7/08 01:12 PM, Anonymous said...

This is the best :)

At 3/14/08 07:11 AM, Yazz said...

Yap...Its Great!

At 4/3/08 03:18 PM, retroblu said...

thats awesome

At 4/6/08 04:43 PM, homie said...

awesome!!

At 4/9/08 02:02 PM, goarmy said...

greatest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 4/15/08 08:57 AM, gracesbella said...

It is so funny that I laughed so hard I almost peed

At 6/5/08 06:49 AM, simplyren said...

HAHAHAHAHA... he's a goner!...

At 7/2/08 11:35 AM, njgomez said...

great...but too long!

At 7/6/08 12:21 AM, Anonymous said...

lol

At 9/15/08 03:30 PM, Yalda said...

ROTFLMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

At 1/23/09 02:43 PM, hannibal said...

:D awesome!

At 4/15/09 09:14 AM, BigFill said...

Great, if we could actually find them

At 8/11/09 12:52 AM, Priceless said...

lol...pretty funny.

At 1/6/10 07:43 PM, Anonymous said...

Funny but sounds like an indian accent rather than an arab one...

At 2/2/10 12:33 PM, Anonymous said...

many Afghans have an Indian accent because they watch the Bollywood films.

At 2/16/10 01:38 PM, Anonymous said...

Real Funny, but too long.

At 2/19/10 10:40 AM, Misf said...

Wouldn't that be great! However because of US Govt ineptitude he's getting a hand job in Dubai.

At 5/17/11 01:24 PM, Ghettolectual said...

Well... I guess he's not getting a hand job in Dubai anymore huh? OBAMA!

At 7/25/11 07:40 PM, cracajac said...

sucks

At 7/26/11 11:39 PM, manny2340 said...

funny

At 7/27/11 08:41 PM, Drunkactionman said...

Yah sure

At 7/28/11 07:48 PM, cupcake27 said...

funny

At 8/24/11 08:03 PM, Anonymous said...

Lmao...really funny!

At 9/22/11 02:41 PM, Anonymous said...

wat they said

At 10/18/11 04:44 PM, Bruce2 said...

I love this one

At 12/25/11 11:11 AM, GTODon said...

Cool!

At 1/1/12 06:23 PM, jazzymay said...

THIS IS SOO TRUE

At 2/12/12 03:03 PM, Serenity1 said...

The Angels are having a party Whitney joined the chorus! Heaven is a beautiful place!

At 2/12/12 05:05 PM, usmc1944 said...

Funniest VM ever!!

At 2/20/12 07:34 PM, Daisy2 said...

ha ha

At 4/23/12 09:09 PM, spoonandfork said...

Love it

At 5/8/12 06:40 AM, Anonymous said...

Osama Bin Ladin isn't dead

At 5/8/12 06:45 AM, Anonymous said...

Meanwhile in Africa..............

At 5/23/12 01:24 PM, Prince69 said...

Wtf this guy sounds like a Indian dude that works in every gas station in the bay area.

At 6/11/12 12:58 AM, Brothers said...

Lmfao

At 7/25/12 08:23 AM, Anonymous said...

LMBO!!!!

At 8/14/12 09:09 AM, Mattpizzaguy said...

Omg excellent.

At 8/15/12 03:37 AM, Trouble68 said...

Funny as helll

At 9/8/12 01:55 AM, Merz said...

Taliban may hate all Americans, but they too, learned it is safer and cheaper to outsource all their answering centers to India, that is why this recording have Indian accent!!! Anyway, great recording!!!

At 9/22/12 07:56 PM, golden1000000 said...

All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

At 10/10/12 09:34 PM, johnjosephgotti said...

this bs is corny

At 10/16/12 06:15 PM, Strokinoff said...

very funny

At 10/17/12 05:25 AM, TimDuncanFan said...

2 funny. I like the back ground sound of machine guns and sirens! DO NOT RIP OSAMA(:

At 10/21/12 05:25 PM, anto said...

very funny

At 10/30/12 02:31 PM, Anonymous said...

LMGDAO SUPA FUNNY

At 1/5/13 06:47 PM, rosswaters said...

LMAO

At 5/5/13 02:53 AM, bethldht said...

LMAOROFL...wait til you tjis

At 5/14/13 06:02 PM, bethldht said...

LMAO roflol LOL man first time I busted a gut..laughed so hard I had tears in My eyes. This is a great stress breaker

At 5/26/13 12:12 AM, Drunkactionman said...

Lol that bom UN the end

At 9/20/13 01:36 AM, APerson2596695 said...

Funny but I wouldn't personally use this as a message.

At 2/7/14 04:31 AM, Tkmish said...

Great message but what's with the accent? Anyone else notice the voice just doesn't quite sound right?

At 3/25/14 05:02 PM, BLACKNITE said...

BLACKNESS

At 6/10/14 11:44 AM, phillcox said...

Anonymous

At 6/30/14 08:33 PM, longandslim said...

I Love it.it just so funny.this greeting. great for voicemail "it just to funny .again I Love this greetin.

At 7/5/14 06:44 AM, Bigbootyhoe said...

Effin gaaaaay

At 8/30/14 04:16 AM, Pink_Panther said...

I kill you....hahaha

At 1/11/15 08:38 PM, jorgerewards said...

Seriously love this one tho, I've used it with some of my Muslim friends and omg we were laughing so hard hahaha thank you!!!!!

At 2/3/15 12:15 PM, Jimmy788 said...

Lmao this is extremely funny

At 4/17/15 05:37 AM, DRandle71 said...

LMAO!

At 4/24/15 03:17 PM, OBAMA_is_a_FRAUD said...

This is awesome!

At 8/8/15 05:33 PM, deano58 said...

I'm like this one

At 9/22/15 07:38 PM, lmafo said...

Lmfao

At 2/18/17 12:37 PM, Sammy737 said...

I can't download it, help please.

At 4/9/18 05:16 PM, gjm007 said...

OMG! This is so freakin hilarious. I love it. Lmmfao.

At 5/3/18 11:59 AM, Tylorjackson98 said...

I can't download it

At 8/18/18 03:24 PM, Rigon said...

@Tylorjackson98 - You should be able to. I just checked and I was able to download it. You have to click the blue button then you'll be directed to another page that has another blue button that will take you to your account. Press that then you'll see the audio clip on that page and look for the download button.

At 10/26/22 02:52 PM, ashez92 said...

omg This is hilarious!!

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