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It's pretty funny, solo sex machine!!!
The man primed. Ready the machine. Cold, hard, solo sex. All the revolutionary One man workout unit, so come back. You can hold it in one hand. Dynamic tension with variable resistance, self lubricating. Sturdy rubber restraints for years of use. Solo sex one man. One machine, one minute. Optional butterfly attachments sold separately. Solo sex because a man has needs.
Ok. THAT. was. funny.