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Wake up in the morning, gonna find a Guido, a nice juicy hot young guy who might look good in a Speedo before I leave. Please. My hair put the poop in the back, and most importantly, I got a bronze my face with shellac. I'm talking rather pickle ball about roads, roads, getting to the jersey mode. How old? How? People Italian place on my toes, toes signature weed at home today. It won't get socked in the nose, nose, nose. Out of my head. Chance. Block.