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Oceaner, do not stray from the straight and narrow away, for the Lord is surely watching what you do. If you approach the devils down, turn around on and throw in the hand of the Almighty following you. **** you. Yes. If you dare to disobey, man, you **** you. Don't you know you **** you up? So you better use some spray and while you can. Long ago, a man named large had a white he thought was hot, but she could not stop her black and sinful ways. You know it was her own damn fault when God turned that *****. He used to work back in those days. Batman. Really ****** **. And turned their backs on him. You can **** you. No ****. You **** you up just like. Back. I used to have a friend named Ray who walked that evil way. He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's band. You know, Ray was fully aware that sheep were over there and he knew them in the bed. God ****** him up. He went. And paid him back. Keep up. That boy completely. Now he's married to Presbyterian.
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At 10/17/13 06:08 PM, blessmenot said...

wow that was to funny

At 2/13/14 06:13 PM, Riskylooks said...

Horrible

At 3/8/22 03:04 AM, renewed_mind said...

Hilarious

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