Free voicemail greetings

Hello don't you just hate it when in the midst of your busy day you get an answering machine with one of those long and convoluted messages. You know the kind of(?) ... on and on eating(?) up valuable second film with the painfully obviously please leave a message after the beep we'll get back to you blah blah blah here forgive me terribly frustrating and irritating. That's why we would never ever contemplate using such tedious time listers(?) on our answering machine know with the remote and-you-can(?) count on us to be brief and to the point concise and fixing shortened.