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(PLEASE COMMENT & RATE) Shorter Version Of GOD WILL F*@# YOU UP As Requested By Many You Mail Users. YOU ASK I DELIVER... ENJOY! (PLEASE COMMENT & RATE)
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Oceaner, do not stray from the straight and narrow away, for the Lord is surely watching what you do. You would approach the devils down, turn around on and throw him. Let the hand of the almighty fall on you. You **** you. Yes, God will **** you up if you dare to disobey stern. You **** you. Don't you know they'll **** you up, so you better do some breathing while you can. Long ago, a man named Lot had a white he thought was hot, but she could not stop the black and simple ways. You know? It was her own damn fault when God turned that ***** to salt. That's the way he used to work back in those days. Batman. Really? People went and turned their backs on him. He can talk to you. No ****. He'll **** you up just like he ***** people up back then.
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At 9/13/10 04:10 PM, jayman said...

Still too long. Knock off the 1st 4 seconds and get it down to 30. Thanks though. Cool for those bible thumpin friends that have a sense of humor.

At 9/14/10 04:22 AM, TweetieBird said...

So cleaver, and I agree - Cool for those Bible thumpin' friends that have a sense of humor. I don't know how you would shorten it any though. You'd lose too much of a really good thing.

At 12/3/10 08:11 AM, ceaddy said...

this is too damn funny.....OMG!!!!!!

At 2/15/12 08:22 AM, goody2shoes1986 said...

No matter how many times I listen to this... I laugh!!!!! I like the longer one better but this is great too!!!!!

At 2/15/12 10:23 AM, chatkat said...

speed it up. i can do it.

At 2/15/12 07:18 PM, pornzie said...

Hilarious

At 9/22/13 09:31 AM, Gary611 said...

Everyone that calls. HAS to call back and listen again. GREAT!

At 9/9/14 07:13 AM, Tia1a said...

LMBO! ...made my day after having a really bad day at work with a verbally abusive and vindictive "stupid-visor". Everyone needs a laugh once in awhile.

At 9/9/14 07:13 AM, Tia1a said...

LMBO! ...made my day after having a really bad day at work with a verbally abusive and vindictive "stupid-visor". Everyone needs a laugh once in awhile.

At 12/2/16 10:45 AM, Anonymous said...

So hilarious but I can't use it, way too long. Needs to stop right at 40 secs, then it would be perfect.

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