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Well, here I am in my W again, and my tubby's all filled with water and nice fluffy suds, and I've got my soap and washcloth to wash myself, and I've got my nifty scrub brush to help me scrub my back. Then I've got a big fluffy towel drying myself when I'm done. But there's one other thing that makes Tubby time the very best time of the whole day. And do you know what that is? It's a very special friend of mine, my very favorite little pal. Rubber ducky you're the one. You make bath time like so fun rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you. Rubber Ducky joy of joy, when I squeeze you, you make noise. Rubber ducky, you're my very best friend. It's true. Oh, every day when I make my way to the tubby, I find a little fellow who's cute and yellow and chubby. Rubber ducky, you're so fine, and I'm lucky that you're mine. Robert UK, I'm awfully fond of you. Hey rubber Ducky, would you like me to scrub your back with my nifty little scrub brush? You would? OK. How's this? Hey, you want me to scrub behind your ears? I...