Free voicemail greetings
Red vs Blue: Vick's Voicemail Lady
VM:"If youre finished recording just hang up or press # for more options" B:"Really? Hang up no shit I was just gonna keep talkin till he decided to check his voice mail" VM:"For delivery options press 5" B:"Just give me the damn beep!" VM:"To leave a call-back number press 8 to page this person press 6" B:"COME ON!" VM:"To repeat this message press 9" B:"I will [email protected]$#ing stab you computer phone lady!" VM:"To mark this message as urgent press 11" B:"There is no 11 you F%@#ING [email protected]$#!"