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Bud Light presents real men of genius. Real men of genius. Today we salute you, Mr really big Golf Club maker. Shakes and duffs. Banana balls and worm burners. We can't break 100, and we're pretty sure it's the equipment's fault. Stupid, stupid. Forget flash in the pan. Trends like lessons and practice. You gave golfers what we really need. A sweet spot the size of a compact car. Thanks to you, we're no longer slicing the ball 200 yards into the woods. We're slicing it 300 yards into the woods. So crack open an ice cold bud, light up. Tighten up the titanium. We still can't hit the side of a barn, but thanks to you, we can swing one, Mr. Like beer, Eliza Bush, St. Louis, MO.