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Bud Light presents real men of genius. Real men of genius. Today we salute you, Mr push up, draw inventor. Never before has one man done so much with so little. From mosquito bites, pimples, and pancakes to melons, mountains, and Major League Yabbos an engineering feat so brilliant it can only be described as Baba Bah boom. Thanks to you, even a 90 year old grandmother can go from A to double D in a single bound. So crack open an ice cold bud light or moisture of the hooter, because when it comes to the bus, you're the best. But like beer and I said Bush St. Louis, MO.