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Psychiatric Hotline

Womans voice: thanks you for calling the psychiatric hotline, please listen carefully to all options before making your selection, if you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly, if you suffer from multiple personality disorder please press 2 3 & 4, if you are co dependant ask someone else to press 5 on your behalf, if you are a nymphomaniac please stop doing that with the phone put your clothes back on and press extension 69...
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4 comments
At 2/11/09 08:15 AM, mer191 said...

Too long...but funny!

At 3/28/12 04:06 AM, JennieM33 said...

Very funny

At 4/18/12 05:42 PM, Goddess4Life912 said...

FAbulous!

At 7/22/13 11:11 AM, Erinys said...

Length is perfect, only someone who REALLY wants to leave a GD msg I don't want to listen to will make it all the way through.

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