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Psychiatric Hotline
Womans voice: thanks you for calling the psychiatric hotline, please listen carefully to all options before making your selection, if you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly, if you suffer from multiple personality disorder please press 2 3 & 4, if you are co dependant ask someone else to press 5 on your behalf, if you are a nymphomaniac please stop doing that with the phone put your clothes back on and press extension 69...
Too long...but funny!
Very funny
FAbulous!
Length is perfect, only someone who REALLY wants to leave a GD msg I don't want to listen to will make it all the way through.