Free voicemail greetings

Hi. We are not in right now to take your call. But if you would like to leave us a message, please press #, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number, then press *, press 69, ask for extension 4443, then leave your name and message. If you want to leave your number and the time you called, press * twice, bark like a dog, spin in a circle, press 1 26 times, and wait for the beep.