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Portal GLaDOS Randomness

GLaDOS says her "you will be baked and then there will be cake", "Cake and Grief counseling", "weighted companion cube will not stab you", and "thank you for helping us help you help us all" lines, followed by a prompt to leave a message
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The enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked and then there will be cake cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test the enrichment Center to remind you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact cannot speak. Thank you for helping us help you help us all to version-what(?) your boys are here right(?) ... we-celebrate-we(?) a message.
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At 12/2/10 11:42 PM, Anonymous said...

This would be perfect without the greeting at the end. :-P

At 9/26/11 11:05 PM, KajeX said...

Agreed. Lose the greeting at the end. :(

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