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Police station voice mail
Hello you've reached the police department's voicemail. Pay close attention as we update choice often as new and unusual circumstances arrive. Please select one of the following options to whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem that you created. Press one to inquire as to whether someone has to die before we'll do something about a problem. Press two to report an officer for bad manners when in reality the officer is trying to keep your neighborhood safe. Press three if you'd like us to raise your children. Press four if you'd like us to take control of your life duty or chemical dependency. Press five if you'd like us to instantly restore order to a situation that took years to deteriorate. Press six to provide a list of officers you personally know so we will not take enforcement action against you. Press seven to sue us or tell us you pay our salary and you'll have her badge or to proclaim our career is over. Press eight to whine about a ticket and or complain about the many other uses for...
to damn funny!!!
Omg hilarious bc its true!!
Cjweddle, This is a great post! The only thing I was unsure about was at 7 seconds into the audio, did you say, "Please, pay close attention as new and unusual circumstances 'arrive'?" Or did you say 'arise'? I'm curious as I personally think the latter is correct. However, please forgive me if I did not understand your choice of wording or if I simply misheard you. This is, perhaps, one of the best recordings as it is clever and thoughtfully funny. You also have a nice voice. Keep up the great work! Many Thanks! Jac