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Brad, what's taking you so long? Ah, honey. This flimsy toilet tissue falls apart in my hand. It just doesn't cut the mustard. Hold it. You should be using Husky boy toilet tissue. Buy some now. In there with you friend Louise. Run to the store and get some Husky boy tissue. That stuff is too expensive. Buy some now, will you? Please do as he says? Well, it costs twice as much as look. He's got me by the balls. Take your time, Brad and I will get acquainted.