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Perplexia

Parody of a drug medicine. Created and performed by Steve Rosswick (http://www.rosswick.com)
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4 comments
At 10/29/09 06:03 PM, Saltrix said...

anyone who suffers through that deserves to leave me a message. nice!

At 1/24/10 04:37 PM, aknight said...

would be a lot better with a professional voice-over...very amateurish

At 2/11/10 10:37 PM, Anonymous said...

fiorinal?

At 12/9/17 12:35 AM, ta2less said...

Perplexing lol

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