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The person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time. However, please listen closely as I'm in your options have changed. If you are a friend or family member, press one or simply hang up and try your call again. If you are a telemarketer, press two and listen to our new music called Dowtone. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. If you are concerned about my car as extended warranty, press three to be transferred immediately to a special place in hell.