Free voicemail greetings
Annoying hold message and music for telemarketers (long)
Can be used on 800/888 numbers. Smooth jazz on hold music with funny insulting messages throughout, then finally disconnects after three minutes with busy signal. Should really piss off telemarketers or unwanted callers if they sit through the entire thing expecting to eventually talk to a live person.
Please hold, one of our family representatives will be with you shortly. Please continue to hold your telemarketing ******** is very important to us. Why not get a real job? Does it www.findarealjob.com? Yes, hello. Can you hold please? We love to hear your brain humming speech, so please hold on the line and one of our extremely busy family members will take your call. Your time is important to us, so please press 1 now if you need to speak with a family representative immediately. Your call may have been forgotten, so please continue to hold tenaciously. Someone will eventually remember that you are on hold. We are currently dealing with real important family issues and so this call has fallen out of priority sequence. If your call had been important, it would have been answered by now. ...
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16 comments
this is the best one ever...........
This def one of the best. . .
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Good message.
Great option, thank you.
The best ever!
Absolutely PERFECT!!!
TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!
Love it!
Thank you, now good luck waiting for that tone, people
Nice!
AWSOME
I like this voice message
Very well done
This is the the BESt EVER!
I can't imagine a better response for these annoying people. Great!