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Annoying hold message and music for telemarketers (long)

Can be used on 800/888 numbers. Smooth jazz on hold music with funny insulting messages throughout, then finally disconnects after three minutes with busy signal. Should really piss off telemarketers or unwanted callers if they sit through the entire thing expecting to eventually talk to a live person.
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Please hold, one of our family representatives will be with you shortly. Please continue to hold your telemarketing ******** is very important to us. Why not get a real job? Does it www.findarealjob.com? Yes, hello. Can you hold please? We love to hear your brain humming speech, so please hold on the line and one of our extremely busy family members will take your call. Your time is important to us, so please press 1 now if you need to speak with a family representative immediately. Your call may have been forgotten, so please continue to hold tenaciously. Someone will eventually remember that you are on hold. We are currently dealing with real important family issues and so this call has fallen out of priority sequence. If your call had been important, it would have been answered by now. ...
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16 comments
At 1/14/13 07:24 PM, Anonymous said...

this is the best one ever...........

At 1/22/13 09:51 PM, Anonymous said...

This def one of the best. . .

At 4/14/13 01:59 PM, Anonymous said...

************************************************************************************************** Only 12 year olds and re tards play music as voicemail announcement *************************************************************************************************************

At 8/17/13 10:33 PM, PUERTARICAN said...

Good message.

At 8/18/13 05:41 AM, chamimi said...

Great option, thank you.

At 3/23/14 12:17 PM, MRC2014 said...

The best ever!

At 3/24/14 04:32 AM, Anonymous said...

Absolutely PERFECT!!!

At 4/19/14 08:17 PM, Livelyone said...

TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!

At 4/21/14 12:00 AM, Meeka15 said...

Love it!

At 7/23/14 08:24 PM, Anonymous said...

Thank you, now good luck waiting for that tone, people

At 2/24/15 05:25 PM, Anonymous said...

Nice!

At 3/29/15 11:43 AM, euma said...

AWSOME

At 5/16/16 11:06 PM, youmail8023430356 said...

I like this voice message

At 7/17/17 12:51 AM, Anonymous said...

Very well done

At 10/27/18 09:53 PM, Anonymous said...

This is the the BESt EVER!

At 5/24/19 09:07 AM, Anonymous said...

I can't imagine a better response for these annoying people. Great!

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