Free voicemail greetings

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now. Back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old spice, he could smell like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the man. Your man could smell what's in your head. Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster. With two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like old spice is not a lady. I'm on a horse.