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Frank: You get married and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't... I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday, for example. We were... We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh... I happened to look over during a certain part of the meal and see a waitress taking an order. And uh, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants. But I started thinking 'Well, maybe they're s... maybe they're silk panties. Maybe, maybe, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's uh something really cool that I don't even know about.' You know? And I... I started feeling... What? What, I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?" Therapist: "We are. It's okay." Frank: "Okay? that I don't even know about.' You know? And I... I started feeling... What? What, I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?"
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You get married, you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't. I don't. I don't feel different. I mean, take take yesterday for example. We were we were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely, and. I have to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order and. And I found myself wondering, uh, what? Color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they're probably basic white cotton underpants. But I I started thinking, well, maybe there, maybe there's, maybe there's still. Panties? Maybe. Maybe. Maybe it's a song. Maybe it's a. Maybe something really cool that I don't even know about it, you know, and I, I started feeling at what? What? I thought we were in the trust tree with in the nest. Are we not OK? OK.
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At 9/24/08 09:03 PM, Luvbigwomen said...

This is great.

At 2/21/09 10:02 PM, Anonymous said...

OMG what color are your panties?

At 12/14/11 10:16 PM, chompers said...

Why cant anyone make a short greeting? THese are soooooooo Looooooooong!

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