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Hello and thank you for calling the gynecological and psychiatric Center for women, keeping women feeling and acting right since 1980 something. Your call is very important to us. We estimate that your wait time is going to be a while. I must advise you that your call may be monitored for quality insurance purposes. If you were tower up on your last visit and cannot remember your doctor name, please Press 0. If you have discovered that you was able to nurse your baby simply by standing next to your crib and leaning forward, please press 2. If you have recently received the results of your annual examination and there was not a happy face wrote on your postcard, there is a good chance that you may have a potential suit. We should not a reference to a lawsuit. Neither suit is an acronym for something up in there, which is what you might be suffering from at the present time. Something up in there was the number one cause of death in women between the ages of 18 and 88 last year, so it would be best to verify...