Free voicemail greetings
Number cannot be reached IN FRENCH
"The number dialed cannot be reached from your area..." I scared my little brother with this one, he though he had accidentally called an international number. This is a great ditchmail greeting.
Any other little issue on an email. If you can you please send it to ... like(?) again the number dialed cannot be reached from your area. Please check the number and dial again. This is a recording.
Best if you're from KEBEK!