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At 6/17/09 02:08 PM, Anonymous said...

Funny!! Obama may already have a phone Czar

At 7/20/09 06:27 PM, Anonymous said...

This is hysterical!!

At 7/24/09 06:30 PM, Anonymous said...

You are an idiot, a racist, the recording sucks and the narrative is stupid! Moron - it was the Bush administration that was monitoring our country's phone calls! But then you probably believe that Obama isn't really the POTUS because he wasn't born in the United States or that he's really an Islamic terrorist waiting for his chance...

At 7/26/09 09:46 AM, SplinterCell said...

Obama is the TOTUS and to disagree with someone and their policies does not make them a racist! The narrative is great and you sound like the moron, idiot!

At 7/28/09 08:10 AM, Anonymous said...

i love it u the best

At 7/30/09 12:02 PM, ICURN said...

using the logic above, If I am a racist because I didn't vote for Obama because he's black, wouldn't that make you a racist because you didn't vote for McCain because he is white?

At 8/3/09 02:12 PM, MysteryGirl said...

I'm rather impressed that this has received so many comments. To the uninformed, it's a JOKE. Get it?? It's supposed to be funny and apparently others thought the same. It's a 5 STAR worthy voicemail and it just shows how it's hit a nerve! Visit often, because more will come.

At 8/10/09 02:44 PM, ididit said...

Great do it again

At 8/10/09 08:03 PM, Anonymous said...

i love this because i hope everyone even the dummies that voted for obama to be cool will see soon that he is trying to turn our free country into a communist country! Dumb a*s people we need a change... same thing castro said! DUH! and my daughter is half black, i have always dated black men....i didnt vote obama because i am an individual and suddenly I am a racist! and PS... he is as much BLACK...as he is WHITE!!! HELLLOOOO!!!! Good job! i like this one! anyone realize obama is curious george...always seeking trouble by mistake doing things his way and Bush is the man in the yellow hat,...any thing he says to do ...curious george does the opposite like a dumbass!?!?!? LOL LOL LOL

At 8/28/09 08:09 AM, ConservativeUnderground said...

I enjoy watching the responses of the libs to this. They raised holy hell about this when George Bush did a little snitching on the guys who were trying to destroy our country through terrorism. Now we have a certified idiot in Obama trying to destroy our country USING the same method. The irony in that.

At 8/31/09 06:51 PM, dpxx said...

Lame. Somebody forgot which party and which PRESIDENT was responsible for illegal wiretapping.

At 9/2/09 06:42 PM, Javalava49 said...

Have any of you taken a Economics class? You would then realize that we are not a pure capitalistic country and that we are damn close to being a socialistic country, and that almost every communist country is almost socialistic now. So, I would have to interject if you don't know what you're talking about don't speak. It'll make you seem smarter than you actually are.

At 9/10/09 11:34 PM, Anonymous said...

Investigate 9-11! Please google it.

At 9/12/09 09:24 PM, eric1171ky said...

javalava b smokin too much mari ju guava, and anyone who calls obama a communist, i want to hear justification on gay marriage, abortion, stem cell research and overtaking countries that mind their own business. 1 word for all of you, HYPOCRITS. shut up, sit down and pay attention to reality. u keep digging and digging and digging but ya cant find anything to fight obama over to help the country. you just want us all to believe the countries fine. but have no clue or suggestions how to improve anything. useless babble

At 9/13/09 11:09 AM, MysteryGirl said...

Eric .... you do understand that this is satire, right? Please tell me that you're trying to hide your identity with that commentary because it is severely lacking in just basic grammar. HYPOCRITS is actually spelled HYPOCRITES ... and while this is a FREE service, you too could record a greeting using your Obamics.

At 9/24/09 10:24 AM, Nikolaus said...

This is so stupid. It would only make sense if you replace the words Obama with Bush, and Republican with everyone else. Go back to your FAUX news hysteria!

At 9/26/09 03:28 PM, MysteryGirl said...

Oh Niko, say it isn't so. Tell me it's not you.. my email fan.

At 10/7/09 03:36 PM, PeterPan said...

TOO Funny and a little scary based on current policies and the unfairness doctrine, the Whitehouse tattle tale emails.....

At 10/7/09 05:16 PM, MysteryGirl said...

If you like this greeting, then you'll LOVE the other one I've made - Congratulations! You're a Winner!

At 11/10/09 10:24 AM, Raq215 said...

A Yo this some bullshit lol.

At 11/19/09 03:16 PM, whocaresaboutblakkkkks said...

obama is a socialist pig a moron he's no good

At 12/11/09 03:36 PM, Anonymous said...

I just wish all of these brave patriots would've stepped up while Bush ran this country into the ground. Most of these people are cowards and so wrapped up in their own ideology. Bush ran up deficits, used the war to water down American values/rights, tortured, kissed and made out with the Saudi King and the list goes on and on. Where in the heck was the outrage. This frustration with Obama after inheriting a mess is bizarre at best and sinister when considering the facts.

At 12/21/09 08:17 AM, TCAGENT said...

This is really stupid.

At 12/27/09 09:40 AM, whitegl said...

stupid,stupid,stupid, racist!dumb girl!!!!

At 12/31/09 11:37 AM, KimPossible said...

i would prefer a more professional voiceover, but it's a funny idea anyway.

At 1/4/10 10:04 AM, Anonymous said...

Decent production for a stupid idea. I seem to recall it was the Republicans wanting to listen to our phone calls though.... Also, claiming this is just supposed to be a joke as opposed to political ideology is a blatant lie. Just look at the picture chosen to go with it. Out of all the pictures of the President that was the best you could come up with? I hope Glenn Beck is proud....

At 1/5/10 01:14 PM, MysteryGirl said...

The next greeting will be about the Pantybomber. Look WHO IGNORED all of THAT information! duh! This is NO LONGER funny when a President makes NO STATEMENT for 3 days and the only bright idea is that you can't go to the bathroom, hold a pillow or anything else on the last hour of a flight. Some flights are ONE hour long. Are you ready for your full body scan?

At 1/13/10 08:39 PM, twofingersup said...

wow this is so freakin stupid..

At 1/19/10 09:30 AM, Anonymous said...

all of these comments are Ignorant!!! Leave the damn guy alone@@@Fuck's sake!!!!!

At 1/19/10 11:45 AM, ohmer11 said...

dumb

At 1/24/10 06:58 AM, chemo said...

Oh God! A sense of humor please!

At 2/12/10 02:44 PM, Anonymous said...

I'm rather impressed that this has received so many comments. To the uninformed, it's a JOKE. ......THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU ARE NOT FUNNY....

At 3/14/10 03:58 PM, jbp91182 said...

HILARIOUS, and probably true!

At 4/19/10 05:00 PM, littlegirl80 said...

love it!

At 4/21/10 04:51 PM, Anonymous said...

This is stupid. Illegal wiretapping began during the last administration.

At 6/14/10 11:16 AM, MysteryGirl said...

Oh, right! It's the let's blame Bush game. No Excuses! No Excuses as the kids at the High School commencement FALL ASLEEP on camera directly behind BO's photo op! Now ... THAT'S PRICELESS!!

At 6/29/10 06:40 PM, Thinkpad said...

I know man....this mystry retard needs to research before she posts stupid this..

At 7/24/10 10:35 AM, SonyCellGuy said...

this is a dumb, lame, badly made & a thematically screwed up recording.

At 7/24/10 10:37 AM, SonyCellGuy said...

it's just a bunch of hotwords strung together meant to inflame & cause controversy, nothing more. and some of ya'll took the bait. lol!

At 7/26/10 03:50 PM, MysteryGirl said...

SomeCellGuy - you seriously need treatment because you can't take this Hope and Change! Ooops!! Obamacare doesn't cover your illness... flagrant misuse of a keyboard.

At 7/30/10 10:46 AM, HoosierJenny said...

Sweet!

At 8/22/10 12:01 PM, Anonymous said...

It's no use bitching at each other about Democrats and Republicans blah blah blah, you are the same damn thing. It doesn't matter who is in the White House, it will basically be the same in this country. So just watch the mummers show and the people who really run this country will do so behind the scenes, the Iron Triangle, black box agencies, those with economic superiority, etc.

At 9/22/10 05:22 PM, Anonymous said...

Not nearly as satirical as it could be. We need lots more of these, they're great fun. Please someone do the George Bush t-shirt.......Miss me, how's that hopey, changey thing going for ya?!!

At 11/24/10 03:42 PM, Anonymous said...

Obama Kick Ass! Good job, make more of these.

At 2/17/11 11:09 AM, MysteryGirl said...

Thanks to all for the positive remarks! Hope and Change!

At 4/27/11 09:12 PM, ProudDemocrat said...

Typical dumb tea baggers. Why don't you all move to a stranded island where you belong.

At 4/28/11 10:49 PM, MysteryGirl said...

Proud ... Democrat? HA! Proud that the President has sold YOU and everyone else out? tsk tsk tsk

At 5/1/11 01:43 AM, MysteryGirl said...

Obama's Teleprompter speaks in the newest of the series!

At 8/6/11 08:18 PM, Anonymous said...

This mysterygirl needs to get a life! Keep yourself a mystery stop hating racist teabagger.

At 8/11/11 08:12 AM, MysteryGirl said...

Isn't it funny how progressives resort to vile name calling when everything else fails ... ooops! Hit a sore spot? Looks like the anointed one is leaving the entire country in a ditch as he takes off for yet another vacation.

At 8/22/11 08:47 PM, leet13 said...

Nobama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 8/29/11 09:57 AM, Anonymous said...

Wow no one is educated in this at all. Our deficit was only 4.3 trillion when Obama first took office and now its over 17 trillion. Hope for change was his slogan and he did change everything for worse.

At 10/5/11 07:36 PM, Anonymous said...

Funny how its easy to blame the black man for the while well street and these dumb ass republicans keep there riches. Keeping corporate America rich. Tell john toner to get with the program dumb ass tea party Repubican

At 10/5/11 07:37 PM, Anonymous said...

Oops john boner

At 10/25/11 07:01 AM, Michaelb51973 said...

If you voted for Obama to prove that you're not a racist, you're just a dumbass....

At 11/8/11 04:56 PM, smittymail said...

The author is clearly a moron, since she doesn't understand that it was under Bush that the FISA Act was ignored and circumvented for the benefit of a criminal and paranoid cabal. Freakin' idiot.

At 11/8/11 04:57 PM, smittymail said...

The author is clearly a moron, since she doesn't understand that it was under Bush that the FISA Act was ignored and circumvented for the benefit of a criminal and paranoid cabal. Freakin' idiot.

At 11/20/11 09:33 AM, BigKahuna2238833 said...

Too funny! I'm putting this as my default.

At 12/29/11 10:36 AM, Anonymous said...

Wow!!!! It is amazing how everyone want's to blame OB for America's problem. Just like the CA to put blame on a AA !! Never want to take respondability for their actions an short coming.That's The America Way Making Excuses and Blaming Others..

At 12/29/11 10:36 AM, Anonymous said...

I hate White People!!!!!!!

At 12/29/11 10:37 AM, Anonymous said...

I hate White People!!!!!!!

At 1/1/12 08:29 AM, Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!! Finally a little something for us smart white people who didn't vote for the Savior of humanity. Finally people are coming out of the haze they were in and realize this idiot has no clue of what he is doing or what he has done, that's the only reason we can find something like this. And to those of you who HATE WHITE PEOPLE get a grip. Do you honestly think we white people LOVE people like you? P L E A S E !!!! We call you welfare mikers, entitlement loving, owe it me, lazy generational producing pigs, thugs and thieves, racist and hate filled objects who if you hate WHITE people so bad, should carry your as*es back to Africa, Zymbabway and anywhere else your kind reside. Maybe after living like that for awhile you will come back humble with your heads down and show us the respect we deserve and finally, for a change, maybe work, contribute and make a difference in this world. BTW: Teach your kids how to be good citizens with manners so that maybe one day change can start with them, not the idiot race divider in the White House.

At 1/1/12 01:48 PM, Anonymous said...

You have to be kidding me, Bush has caused this shirt that OB is trying to get us out of, and 4 years isnt going to do it, your a ignorant racist!

At 1/28/12 08:13 PM, MysteryGirl said...

Oh, get a grip. Are you really still trying to blame GWB? The Vacationer in Chief who has generated more debt than all previous presidents combined and you're still stuck on Bush? He can't even give a decent SOTU, so he just used last year's. All the BILLIONS spent on companies like SOLYNDRA. Ding, ding, ring any bells? 500 million to a failing company, that was caught red handed several days ago dumping thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of glass. EXPENSIVE glass that could have been sold at pennies on the dollar, it would STILL have brought in thousands.

At 2/7/12 11:40 PM, jofo said...

The bailouts were started by Bush but the lion's share of the untold TRILLIONS in bailouts were given by Obama, not to mention all the quantitative easements and stimulus packages. But it's not his fault - he has no choice or say in the matter. Obama is run and owned by the banks, as was Bush, as will be Romney or Gingrich. Look at all these guys' largest supporters. Goldman Sachs, Citicorp, JPMorgan Chase, Morgan Stanley are among Obama's AND Romney's biggest backers. The banker-owned media is pushing Romney down our throats so when the general elections come around they'll own the president no matter who we vote in. And you'll actually be duped into believing you were given a choice.

At 2/19/12 06:54 AM, Anonymous said...

Totally stupid voice mail greeting. The way the whole republican presidential nominees are acting this just fits in perfectly with the whole republican party. IMMATURE. :)

At 3/1/12 08:59 PM, MCT82 said...

Hey Anonymous... settle down sally. That is whats wrong with liberals.. they can't see past the end of their own nose and are totally ignorant to the real problems behind the curtain. While at the same time, being totally bambozzled by left wing media's... out of context-spun reporting of the news. Both sides are at fault, because both sides practice big government. However, if you had a fathom of a clue about how the real economy works, your remarks may have been a bit more meaningful and true. Since you don't, we are all a little dumber for reading them. You should go create some jobs, take a couple economic classes and come back when you can score higher than 85 on an IQ test. The bailouts for the financial system were necessary for so many unfortunate reasons. Paying the auto industry unions before the bond holders broker every bankruptcy rule in country, which have stood for a 150 years. They were the corner stone of why you invest money in america... because you know what your getting and have the security of our laws. OB broke this security. He sux

At 3/17/12 06:57 PM, MysteryGirl said...

MCT82, thank you for the reply. Since my last comment, many other things have been revealed and all sadly aimed at taking our nation down. A vote for BO in the upcoming election, is a vote for the end of our Republic. Monitoring phone calls will be the LEAST of people's worries. It's unfortunate that there are still people who are clueless and let the msm spin the deceit of tales which would have Pinocchio's nose now bridging the earth to the moon.

At 4/11/12 02:22 PM, Shutit said...

All I have to say your full of shit everything that happens twin towers an yet fuckers still hating bush because of what he did bush has been the only president that has actually done something not like this other fuck head who's fucked us up good

At 5/5/12 06:25 PM, Wasaaabi said...

Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right..... I guess we are all marching! :-)

At 5/6/12 12:48 AM, Patgaines36 said...

You have to be kidding Bush has us in the position we are in today!!!!!

At 5/30/12 03:22 PM, MysteryGirl said...

To still use the GWB excuse gives away that you've been hiding under a rock since 0 took office.

At 7/6/12 09:28 AM, Blessed4eva said...

This is not funny! It's dumb! Smh you ppl are disrespectful!

At 7/7/12 06:52 PM, Ghostman2072 said...

They are pushing the agenda, The New World Order agenda. No matter who is in office they are following a template of required steps. No matter the Republic we once were, those days are gone already. They are prepping the world to welcome in a new tyrant and that is the real master deceiver. It's now all about control, limited freedoms. Look at S510, it would have been horrible if that senate bill passes. Look at the state of Marshal law we are in, just not acted upon. What about all the rights we lost as a free nation with the Patriot Act and National Defrnse Authorization Act, we have no rights. The NEW WORLD Order wants to cut the world population down to half a billion, how do you expect they want to do that. Law Enforcement and Military are preparing to combat states militias. Militias are branded as terrorists, forming militias is the right of every US citizen just read the Constitution. We are in a time where national pride is fast becoming g a crime. We can be arrested and tossed away forever without ever being charged for a crime on suspicion alone. UFO sightings are fastly being reported daily with video and witness in ever growing numbers. Weather shifts and record breaking happens daily. The end is upon us, not the end of the world as of yet. The fund of this age, a new world ruler is coming to take over and all these free masons and illuminati have been prepping the banks and governments. Open your eyes people the truth is out there all those who except and welcome the new world order have to except Satan. I for one will die freely before I ever except any thing but Jesus and the creator God. There will be two sects, the converted NWO who will be healthy and rich, the other will be enslaved believers in Christ. Christ is COMMING give your soul to him and not Satan. Satan is a lyer and only out for himself. God bless you all, and please seek the truth.

At 9/25/12 12:55 PM, MysteryGirl said...

Ghostman .... are you off your medication again?

At 2/25/13 12:56 PM, Danny83 said...

LOVE IT!!!!!!!

At 4/8/13 08:45 PM, 22mickey said...

Really. Our President in a turban wtf.????

At 4/9/13 11:51 AM, GreenUrb said...

Don't laugh at ghostmans posts. He's absolutely correct. The new world order is VERY real and soon enough a GLOBAL HOLOCAUST is coming!!!! Please wake up before its too late. Its up to YOU to save your family, not your governments. BUY ALL THE GUNS AND AMMO THAT YOU CAN!!!!!!! BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!! Just look up FEMA CAMPS. There's concentration camps being built ALL OVER the USA and in Canada and the media is NOT telling you about this. I personally do not believe in god, but i know THIS IS COMING!!! Those who refuse the new world order (aka Satan if you will) WILL be put to death. Laugh all you want. You have been warned.

At 5/15/13 11:07 AM, Anonymous said...

This isn't funny since it's actually happening right now. IRS targeting TEA party groups, DOJ wiretapping AP and various media and their sources. Not looking good for Mr. O

At 12/9/13 09:32 AM, KeliH said...

Aside from the NWO talk (which I wholeheartedly believe) it's a funny tone. It's about time that those of us who rightfully oppose Obama are able to express ourselves. How that man has managed to survive this long baffles me, except the horrible thought that if someone did do our country a great service, all the idiots out there would only canonize the man like they have so many other such men. I may be bearing the end of my life on this earth, but I am so sorry I brought 4 children into this world who must face what will inevitably progress. But I can say with pride that I did NOT vote for Obama (or the Bush's for that matter). We need REAL Americans to fill that office, perhaps someone who has served our country and defended it from people like Obama. Only then will I regain my faith in humanity. Peace!

At 1/6/14 01:03 AM, Anonymous said...

Brilliant!

At 1/18/14 10:50 PM, ChristyC said...

Thanks Obama

At 5/29/14 11:41 AM, anatomyscholar said...

I whole heartedly believe as well, the end is near. Most Christians and persons of a religious sect are all in agreement. In the past so many philosophers and scholars, even theologians, have tried to predict the end. Not possible. However, beievers in Christ will be given signs. Those signs are in the the bible, all throughout. Ghostman hit several. Maybe he is a smidge overzealous but, just the same we have had the eclipse with the blood moon. If you research that astronomers have linked each time that has happened in history it was on the night of a historical biblical event! No joke. There are still some many other things that must take place before Christs return, in that same breath there has been many things come to pass. Just waiting for the Jews to gain ownership of the temple mount. When that happens they will begin to rebuild the temple. Plans have been architecturally designed and just last year there was ceremony by the Jews held at the western wall to bless and commemorate the plans. They have 4 corners built. The plans once started will take 1 year to complete. One that happens. The proverbial s***, will hit the fan. Just saying. If your curious and even if your not a believer of God. No matter your faith or belief structure, still take the time to research it. Scientist and non believers, are baffled and are now more than ever to correlate biblical signs to changes in way of Politics, environment, space, and socialogical situations. Have fun!

At 5/29/14 11:44 AM, anatomyscholar said...

Sorry stupid auto correct!

At 7/24/14 05:28 PM, jody3x3 said...

Completely ignorant and worthless as the people who like it

At 1/3/15 07:32 AM, Fyrefly48 said...

I love this!! It speaks the truth to everyone. You donkeys (read Asses) can only react with emotion, not the Good Sense God gave Republicans. I will continue to pray for all liberals, that they should find their way to the Right Side.

At 2/4/15 06:55 AM, Disgusted said...

I droppd YouMail bcause of its racism

At 2/27/15 11:29 AM, Britt55 said...

I think the banter this incited is hilarious! Our country is broken because it's easier to blame one party vs another rather than standing together and actually facing the real issues. The problem at hand for every American is that our Government was put in place for the people and has become the people for the government. If half of the energy put into posting ones opinions on the Web were put into changing the fundamentally wrong actions of the government at large, real change could happen. Government should be down sized, reins tightened, send the illegals home, improve welfare to cover the homeless and elderly, reform welfare to set requirements for the people getting welfare to stop generational abuse of the system, hold congress accountable to their laws and make them use Obama care, instill term limits on the house and senate, cut their pay to only while they are in office, make them pay taxes like the rest of us and make the use medicare like the rest of us. Decrease their rate of pay and remove their ability to vote on their own raises. Fixing our situation is not about black or white, republican vs. Democrat...it's about our government losing sight of what's important to its constituents and we have a right to fix it. So rather than focus on race, you'd all do better to focus on change...

At 3/2/15 03:24 PM, buccrz said...

love it, I gotta believe it's not too far from the truth.

At 3/14/15 10:56 PM, thekommisar said...

stupid ...youre probably an ignorant cooze who is too stupid to understand who or what she is voting for..low information voters have damaged our nation by voting in treasonous GOP ,Republican idiots with no platform except "no" ..The hate filled halfwits that you so recklessly elected are now writing letters to the IRANIANS?!!? how can anybody be so shortsighted and stupid...your whole party should be purged from the democratic process and exiled to an Alaskan Gulag

At 3/29/15 11:42 AM, RetardAllergy said...

I'm not sure what's more stupid.....this greeting......or Obama's supporters. Why not just call it a tie and kill yourselves for the benefit of humanity?

At 5/28/15 04:18 PM, bek1 said...

Ignorance personified.

At 2/26/16 04:36 AM, wesstevens said...

this isn't as disrespectful as Obama has been to the citizens of the USA and the world. Good riddance to that loser!

At 4/8/16 11:46 PM, MERLINTHE1ST said...

From all the commentary this greeting has inspired, it must have hit too close to home for some folks (read the obviously ignorant commentary from the far left AND the far right!), but that in itself is a reflection on the greatness of our nation! BTW, thekommisar...There are no gulags in Alaska, ya gotta go much further west (to the "left") to find them!

At 4/8/16 11:55 PM, MERLINTHE1ST said...

....and an FYI for "thekommisar" & his ilk: the political "process" in this country is actually more correctly referred to as "Republican"! Look it up in your Funk & Wagnalls, mi amigo!

At 12/12/17 09:27 PM, CaptainAmerica5382227 said...

Thankfully we dodged a painful bullet, and are now on the road to recovery. Unfortunately, this fool is unable fade into the limelight and is back to his community organizing to subvert our nation.

At 9/13/18 12:34 PM, mlonda said...

The Deep State Left. Perfect

At 12/6/18 08:43 AM, CaptainAmerica5382227 said...

Great to see this greeting still getting attention! We definitely dodged what would have led to the destruction y.

At 3/2/20 01:10 PM, dullahan said...

I love all the triggering going on in this thread

At 3/5/20 08:42 AM, CaptainAmerica5382227 said...

I LOVE that this greeting is still up and getting mileage!

At 9/29/21 10:49 AM, CaptainAmerica5382227 said...

Thank you to all who commented! What happened to the recording?

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