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My friend sent me this touchy-feely "fuck off" message in text that he wanted me to vocalize with my synthesizer, and he actually wanted me to spruce it up. I didn't know who he was gonna use it on so I removed all the politically correct verbiage and replaced it with bastardry. This is the result. A computer that doesn't like bastards. I happen to think it's hilarious. Especially when you use it on a telemarketer.