Free voicemail greetings
My friend sent me this touchy-feely "fuck off" message in text that he wanted me to vocalize with my synthesizer, and he actually wanted me to spruce it up. I didn't know who he was gonna use it on so I removed all the politically correct verbiage and replaced it with bastardry. This is the result. A computer that doesn't like bastards. I happen to think it's hilarious. Especially when you use it on a telemarketer.
Hello we regret to inform you because your mother is a prostitute and your father is in ... John over you are in apparently considering a pastor. We have a strict zero tolerance policy against the voicemails from Pastor. It's nothing personal. We simply pride ourselves on our pastor(?) free environment. No I'm sorry but considering your pass surgery. I think it's time you left. Bye.
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