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Echo Verizon Wireless - No Longer In Service
Welcome to Verizon Wireless. The number you dialed has been changed, disconnected, or is no longer in service. If you feel have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try your call again. Announcement 2, Switch 137-1. Message repeats twice.
This has to be the worst one I've come across yet. And you spent time making this?!
Horribly disturbing!!