National Do Not Call Registry

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Welcome to the National Do Not Call Registry. For English press 1 now...
Added: 3/1/10
From: nickd
Listens: 260411
Tags: national ftc telemarketers registry call
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Comments On This Greeting ( 39 )
Comment Icon At 3/4/10, 5:05 AM, HaGEE said...
haaa
Comment Icon At 4/8/10, 9:47 AM, omgfunny said...
OMG, this is one of the best greetings ever.
Comment Icon At 4/29/10, 9:57 PM, LaserPewPew said...
hmm Maybe this one will work since National do not call registry doesn't even months after I report calls while signed up. Great Greeting btw thanks :D
Comment Icon At 5/6/10, 6:38 PM, MellyMel said...
This greeting is hilarious I love it this website is the best I love to mess with people and this is the best way to do it
Comment Icon At 5/8/10, 1:38 AM, *Anonymous* said...
bill collectors ring my phone lololol
Comment Icon At 5/28/11, 11:27 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I LOVE IT !!
Comment Icon At 6/22/11, 5:32 PM, Jakester said...
Simply AWESOME!!!
Comment Icon At 7/1/11, 1:18 AM, indiee said...
I love it...im so setting it now
Comment Icon At 7/30/11, 9:25 PM, Plato442 said...
Hahaha! Sweet!
Comment Icon At 8/8/11, 9:35 PM, BADSMOMMY said...
Awesome
Comment Icon At 8/25/11, 9:26 PM, Daddyswife said...
I love it!!!!
Comment Icon At 9/3/11, 10:44 PM, BotherPAC21 said...
This me
Comment Icon At 9/24/11, 4:51 AM, Dickdowndaily said...
Cool
Comment Icon At 9/26/11, 5:35 AM, *Anonymous* said...
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Comment Icon At 10/10/11, 3:36 AM, brando said...
Awesome
Comment Icon At 3/12/12, 9:20 AM, nelliamariah said...
Iloveit
Comment Icon At 4/10/12, 10:18 PM, AEes said...
lmfao
Comment Icon At 4/15/12, 1:57 AM, Vgeezy0587 said...
How do I set this as my greeting?
Comment Icon At 4/24/12, 9:13 PM, niko5 said...
No one ever listens, they press 1 too fast
Comment Icon At 5/10/12, 5:50 PM, dmhoff82 said...
This greeting is perfect for what I need, but is there any way it can just go through the directions once so the person can leave a message after it? Most of my callers would hang up before the long greeting ends. If you can do this for me, or let me know how to do it I'd really appreciate it! Thanks bunches, Dana
Comment Icon At 5/11/12, 6:27 PM, nickd said...
@dmhoff82 That's the intent - hit them with a long message and make it seem unresponsive to their menu choice so they hang up. That's why I put it under ditchmail - enjoy.
Comment Icon At 5/26/12, 3:34 AM, SoulStryss said...
This is perfect for those damn people who call my cell phone all hours of the day/night trying to get me to buy timeshare. Not to mention bill collectors. (wait... I don't have bill collectors)...
Comment Icon At 6/1/12, 6:06 AM, lexxy3 said...
Do not call me
Comment Icon At 5/7/13, 4:45 PM, *Anonymous* said...
It's Perfect For ALL The Jerk0ffs Who Won't Stop Calling. Most Of Them Just Hang Up Ad Soon As They Hear It.
Comment Icon At 11/14/13, 3:17 AM, Shorty15 said...
Lmao
Comment Icon At 7/19/14, 4:54 PM, Shea said...
Love it! Great job on a great greeting.
Comment Icon At 8/6/14, 11:31 AM, soybomb said...
Link to Do Not Call registry
Comment Icon At 8/23/14, 1:25 PM, ICURPNT2 said...
Awesome app greeting to discourage spammers.
Comment Icon At 8/23/14, 1:25 PM, ICURPNT2 said...
Awesome app greeting to discourage spammers.
Comment Icon At 11/4/14, 1:30 AM, MsTweetie said...
Bloody BRILLIANT!!! I'D GIVE IT A 10 IF I HAD THE CHOICE?!
Comment Icon At 11/15/14, 6:19 PM, Tialin said...
Made of Awesome!
Comment Icon At 4/18/15, 3:23 PM, DorothyFromOz said...
My phone actually is on this list, but I still sometimes get calls. I'm totally using this for telemarketers!
Comment Icon At 7/12/15, 6:04 PM, Coffeyroom said...
This was a good one.....
Comment Icon At 9/13/15, 4:53 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Good, but tooooooooo long
Comment Icon At 10/25/15, 2:33 AM, MsTweetie said...
It IS great, but a tad too long. However, perfect for the idiot telemarketers who have started coming out of the woodwork after cellphone users. As phone "books" have become more and more obsolete, telemarketing to cellphone users used to be ILLEGAL? Or so I thought. A GREAT greeting, however, and I know to whom it shall be used on.
Comment Icon At 10/28/15, 8:58 PM, Blahhaaa said...
Bye bill collectors lol j/k
Comment Icon At 8/13/16, 2:52 PM, Chuck1906 said...
When you choose a greeting like this one, does this play for anybody calling your phone? I guess you can't set it to telemarketers only since their numbers show up on caller ID now.
Comment Icon At 10/1/17, 2:14 AM, Capricorn1203 said...
Thank you, I need this to stop the damn phone from ringing in the middle of the class, at night, and any other time for the wrong reasons. I only have three people that need me THAT much between 9 and 5...
Comment Icon At 3/15/18, 1:57 AM, WCarroll said...
Love it!

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