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Hi it's grandmother. Know she's getting her hair done. We need to just go get her(?) for me. I'm really busy right now but just tell her to come get me. Why because don't feel good. Love you talk to the school nurse. No she doesn't know anything will you just come get me know how you do me a favor that can you bring my chopstick. Hello Napoleon hurt real bad. Just passing(?) from school nurse I know she has like 56 and i'm-sure(?) I'm not gonna use hers is sinco(?) see any.