Free voicemail greetings

There's something hanging down below and I thought you was a guy I turned to walk away but when I turned I tripped on the ground You ran to help I looked up thought I saw an old passing hound And you don't even know I can see your mud flaps When you ran I heard a clap I'm pretty sure that after this I'm gonna be scarred for life My eyes twitch now whenever I try to go down on my wife I think I'm gonna need drugs so that I can get through my day Don't move your lips cause I think your mud flaps have something to say And you don't even know I can hear your mud flaps When I sleep I hear a clap