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Mr. PSA - Your friend has herpes and now you do too
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Hey everyone thanks for calling. Your friend hired me to tell everyone that he's very sorry but he has herpes. So if you've slept with him in the last 10 days you probably have herpes too. If you don't have herpes. Hey he's free on Friday.
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OMFG... Man I wish i had this message when i did have herpes as i got it from a cunt female.. She is the one who turned me gay.
Once you have herpes you can't get rid of it.
In the U.S., 80% of sexually active people have some form of herpes! 60% of them don't know they have it. Some don't have breakouts! So, before playing the name game, perhaps you should go get tested after very sexual partner you have. It could take up to seven years after being infected for a positive on testing. Talk to your doctor. Condoms do not prevent Genital Herpes or Genital Warts. It is transmittable thru having CONTACT with OPEN sores. LOOK BEFORE LEAPING INTO BED!!!
In the U.S., 80% of sexually active people have some form of herpes! 60% of them don't know they have it. Some don't have breakouts! So, before playing the name game, perhaps you should go get tested after very sexual partner you have. It could take up to seven years after being infected for a positive on testing. Talk to your doctor. Condoms do not prevent Genital Herpes or Genital Warts. It is transmittable thru having CONTACT with OPEN sores. LOOK BEFORE LEAPING INTO BED!!!